"I'll fix you a sandwich so you have time to digest and not barf."
I think I have ADD. For the life of me I cannot pay attention in class. I always end up either a.) zoning out or b.) writing instead of listening. I need a professional slapper who makes sure I keep my mind on biology, not the dress I want to make.
Ok woah. I have seen the commercial ten thousand times, but I just understood that Ice Breakers Liquid Ice one with Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Jessica is like, "Is it liquid or is it ice?" and Ashlee says, "IT'S LIQUID ICE!" I never got why Ashlee got so frustrated, but....liquid? Ice? Hello, opposites!
Wow. I'm dumb.
The phone is out (again).
He looks exactly like him.