um whatever ill just tell the stories with utmost brevity.
the other day todd haris and i went to pizza depot to get some eats, and out of the window we saw these two guys fighting, one of which got fucked up hella bad. lol. then as we were leaving, a cop pulled in front of todd as he was pulling out and todd almost hit him. laughing, haris and i pulled out in haris' car, and a cop pulled up behind HIM hella fast and we almost hit a cop. there were hella irvington kids caught up with something. looked like an arrest or two. about 10 cops.
played lots of basketball this weekend. i suck but i like it.
went to the warriors/rockets game last night, we had by far the funniest section (not that i heard the others, but i didnt need to). as bob sura [ex-warrior] had the ball for the rockets, some guy was like "HEY SURA! YOU'RE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!" hahahah man. arguable joke of the night was after the halftime show, this chinese lady on a unicycle was flipping bowls onto her head, and the announcer kept calling her the "oriental [or some other adjective] acrobats" i was like "wtf why plural?" and todd said "well thats prolly how she wrote her name down when she signed up to do the half-time show." LOL and i almost forgot... tying for joke of the night: the beginning of this song was like "5... 4... 3... aw you know the rest" and haris was like "you know there's one person here that's hella sad now."
now, not to sway the subject of basketball, i bring to you my winning bracket.