Pictures of New York and Dicking Around in New York
The view from the hotel room.
When peeing on the subway tracks, the only thing you have to look out for is some weirdo with a camera.
I think the best thing about New York is that you don't have to drive home. You can walk like a totall moron and take moronic pictures every step of the way. Try that on the 10 West at 1AM.
HAHAHAH! Yeah Right.
Chumley's. You can almost see Hemmingway on the wall behind me.
Neat.
Spring time in Central Park.
William.
So amazingly chilled out.
Did I mention it was Spring time?
Of course I took this picture- of a picture at the Met.
There's really cool random art all over the city.
The zoo was very nice.
Not quite the New York Dolls, but it sure sounded like them.
"I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel/ You were talkin' so brave and so sweet..."
My mom wants this picture framed.
In Germany, cartons of cigarettes don't look like packets of English Muffins, they look like enormous packs of cigarettes. Smoking Kills.