That's Because It is a Good Idea
Title: That's Because It is a Good Idea
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick goes to Peru and becomes a friend of alpacas.
Notes: 6300 words~ For fledmusic, for funsies. Liz and I were loling about these alpacas and Singer calling Patrick 'Pat' in the same night. This world was the result. I hope this makes it come to life for you, Liz! Title is from ( Read more... )
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick goes to Peru and becomes a friend of alpacas.
Notes: 6300 words~ For fledmusic, for funsies. Liz and I were loling about these alpacas and Singer calling Patrick 'Pat' in the same night. This world was the result. I hope this makes it come to life for you, Liz! Title is from ( Read more... )
BRAN THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING. I am still trying to figure out how you took this hilarious idea and made it into this serious emotional thing, and YOU MADE ME GET TEARY. I can't believe you kept this from me for weeks!
"You guys," Pat says, gesturing broadly and vaguely at the alpacas, "you guys are really, like, you guys are great. You guys are my best friends. It's like, it's like, here's an analogy, let me tell you this."
Peter gurgles at him.
"Shh!" Pat points at Peter. "I'm telling you something important and you're just like, orgleorgleorgle, just like, just like that other guy. He's always doing that and I'm like, whatever. Like, I was like, maybe we should do it, you know? Like, totally hardcore do it with our dicks out and everything."
Patrick rubs his two index fingers together to demonstrate what he means. It looks like he's shaming the alpacas.
"Not that, look, your dick isn't anything to be ashamed of, you know what I mean? You should be proud of your dick, but not like, in a weird way. People get weird about their dicks, and become flashers and whatever, so don't do that."
Peter stares at him.
"Yeah, so this guy was like," Pat puts on a big dumb voice for the biggest, dumbest person he knows, "'I don't know, maybe we shouldn't,' which obviously means no. Like, why even tack the maybe on there? If you don't want to do it with me, then whatever."
ajdklfak;ldf DRUNK PATRICK WITH THE ALPACAS, MY DREAMS. YOU MADE ALL MY PAT THE LONELY ALPACA HERDER DREAMS COME TRUUUUUE.
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I AM STILL SO EXCITED YOU LIKED IT SO MUCH. I was psyched for you to read it because it was practically tailor-made for your loling pleasure.
DRUNK PAT PROBS WROTE A LETTER TO THE JONAS BROS. GIVING THEM ADVICE ON LIFE AND LOVE BUT HE FORGOT ABT IT BC HE WAS SO DRUNK
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