AHHHH THE RIIIIING AND AND I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES AT THE END ABOUT THE HANDKERCHIEF, AND AM DYING LAUGHING IMAGINING ARTHUR'S FACE WHEN HE SEES GWAINE WEARING IT. AND JUST, GWAINE, HE IS SO PERFECT. HILARIOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE BUT ALSO SO ROMANTIC AND IN LOVE, AND I PROBABLY WOULD BE CRYING LIKE MERLIN IF GWAINE EVER MADE A DECLARATION OF LOVE TO ME LIKE THAT. UGHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM.
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT RETELLING OF THE GREEN KNIGHT, LIKE ALL THE RIDICULOUS KISSING SHIT (SERIOUSLY LOL THE MIDDLE AGES) AND HOW IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THAT GWAINE WOULD STEP IN IF HE FELT LIKE IT WAS MERLIN HE WAS PROTECTING AND NOT ARTHUR. SO. PERFECT.
AND OMG MORGANA. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE HER, AND IT WAS SO PERFECT AND LOVELY AND SHE DESERVES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE!!!
AND OH YEAH, I KNOW IT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING BUT LMAO ARTHUR. HE WAS SO PERFECT AND LANCELOT AND THE CALL-BACK OF "WHICH ONE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE" AND YEAH, THE THREE OF THEM WERE TOTALLY GOING HOME TOGETHER. MOST ADORABLE THREESOME!
I THINK MY FAVORITE LINE WAS "YOU'VE NEVER SCOLDED ME ABOUT MY VEGETABLES." LMAOOOOOOO OH MY GOD. AND I LOVED THE SONG GWAINE MADE UP. AND "MY BONNY BUMPKIN" MADE IT IN THERE, YAY! AND SERIOUSLY, THE POETRY PART! SO GREAT. IT WAS EQUALLY REALLY PRETTY AND FUNNY.
I LOVED EVERYTHING! IT WAS WORTH BEING THE LATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU! THIS IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS COMMENT OF ALL TIME!!!!
ETA: All of this, and he had never fully realized-a sorcerer had revealed himself in Camelot, and he had been dealt with according to the knight’s code. Miracle of miracles. Perhaps Arthur was on his way after all.
ARTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOU WONDERFUL IDIOT. GROWING UP ;____;
THIS COMMENT IS THE OPPOSITE OF OBNOXIOUS! I AM PRACTICALLY CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO WORRIED THAT YOU WOULD HATE IT, LOL. LOVE YOOOOOOU. GWAINE'S SONG FOR MERLIN IS MY FAVORITE THING, AND HE WILL SING IT FOR HIM AT EVERY FEAST BEFORE TAKING HIM HOME AND RAVISHING HIM.
The crone was Morgan La Fey in the poem, which I did not remember AT ALL until I re-read it, but then I was like, okay, cool, it's going to be Morgana, but damn it, none of this needlessly-evil business! They need to all get back to being vaguely-sexual bffs!
UGH OF COURSE I LOVE IT!!!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD WRITER AND IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED!!!!
GWAINE TOTALLY WILL SERENADE MERLIN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND ARTHUR WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE! AMAZING.
Dude, I totally didn't remember the Morgan La Fey part from poem either! Like....wow. It has been awhile since I've read it, but man. I need to brush up on my Green Knight reading. The way you made it is soooooooooo great and appropriate for this situation. It's so true, Morgana and Merlin need to be BFFs forever!!!
AHHHH THE RIIIIING AND AND I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES AT THE END ABOUT THE HANDKERCHIEF, AND AM DYING LAUGHING IMAGINING ARTHUR'S FACE WHEN HE SEES GWAINE WEARING IT. AND JUST, GWAINE, HE IS SO PERFECT. HILARIOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE BUT ALSO SO ROMANTIC AND IN LOVE, AND I PROBABLY WOULD BE CRYING LIKE MERLIN IF GWAINE EVER MADE A DECLARATION OF LOVE TO ME LIKE THAT. UGHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM.
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT RETELLING OF THE GREEN KNIGHT, LIKE ALL THE RIDICULOUS KISSING SHIT (SERIOUSLY LOL THE MIDDLE AGES) AND HOW IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THAT GWAINE WOULD STEP IN IF HE FELT LIKE IT WAS MERLIN HE WAS PROTECTING AND NOT ARTHUR. SO. PERFECT.
AND OMG MORGANA. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE HER, AND IT WAS SO PERFECT AND LOVELY AND SHE DESERVES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE!!!
AND OH YEAH, I KNOW IT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING BUT LMAO ARTHUR. HE WAS SO PERFECT AND LANCELOT AND THE CALL-BACK OF "WHICH ONE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE" AND YEAH, THE THREE OF THEM WERE TOTALLY GOING HOME TOGETHER. MOST ADORABLE THREESOME!
I THINK MY FAVORITE LINE WAS "YOU'VE NEVER SCOLDED ME ABOUT MY VEGETABLES." LMAOOOOOOO OH MY GOD. AND I LOVED THE SONG GWAINE MADE UP. AND "MY BONNY BUMPKIN" MADE IT IN THERE, YAY! AND SERIOUSLY, THE POETRY PART! SO GREAT. IT WAS EQUALLY REALLY PRETTY AND FUNNY.
I LOVED EVERYTHING! IT WAS WORTH BEING THE LATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU! THIS IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS COMMENT OF ALL TIME!!!!
ETA: All of this, and he had never fully realized-a sorcerer had revealed himself in Camelot, and he had been dealt with according to the knight’s code. Miracle of miracles. Perhaps Arthur was on his way after all.
ARTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOU WONDERFUL IDIOT. GROWING UP ;____;
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The crone was Morgan La Fey in the poem, which I did not remember AT ALL until I re-read it, but then I was like, okay, cool, it's going to be Morgana, but damn it, none of this needlessly-evil business! They need to all get back to being vaguely-sexual bffs!
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GWAINE TOTALLY WILL SERENADE MERLIN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND ARTHUR WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE! AMAZING.
Dude, I totally didn't remember the Morgan La Fey part from poem either! Like....wow. It has been awhile since I've read it, but man. I need to brush up on my Green Knight reading. The way you made it is soooooooooo great and appropriate for this situation. It's so true, Morgana and Merlin need to be BFFs forever!!!
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