Fic: BDSM (1/1)

[heyginger]

So the problem is that Joe and Patrick are having sex.

Well, no, that's not the problem.

The problem is that they're not very good at it.

Well…that's not quite right, either.  The sex is good, great even.  Patrick has really good orgasms; Joe says he has really good orgasms.  The sex is good.

The problem is that neither of them is

Comments

[rosiedoes]

I think I broke something laughing, dude.

You really got Joe spot and the whole thing kind of sounded like it was in Patrick's voice.

[rosiedoes]

Also, trohslashstump needs this fic.

[heyginger]

Thank you! Now someone just needs to write the one where Joe and Patrick keep sneaking off to In-N-Out (the restaurant! I swear!).

<3

[rosiedoes]

Guh. Okay. I'll see what I can do.

I've just never been to one of those.

[heyginger]

Well, McDonalds would work just as well, it just wouldn't have the double entendre.

I'd just like to read about them sneaking out, all guilty, and coming back smelling like greasy burgers.

[rosiedoes]

Ketchlube FTW.

[heyginger]

OMG, I'm totally stuck going "Hahahaha...oh, ew, ew, ew...but hahaha!"

[rosiedoes]

Well, mayonnaise would be risking salmonella.

[livebythebooks]

How did I know that you had something to do with this fic, Big Sister? Also, why do we never have conversations about foodlube? It would be so fantastically squicky.

[rosiedoes]

Because even if you're an adult now, in my head you're still about fourteen.