things I want to do with my life but will probably never do:

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1. move to Seattle
2. play rugby
3. bake a perfectly level cake
4. become fluent in Portuguese
5. meet Wil Wheaton
6. wear a kilt
7. run a webcomic
8. buy a castle in Scotland
9. give a woman an orgasm
10. finish Final Fantasy TA2

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