in which our hero pulls a Godot
You know what's awesome?
Coffee.
Coffee is fucking awesome.
If it were up to me, I'd only drink two things: coffee when the sun is up, and sangria when the sun is down. Real sangria; none of that weak, pre-bottled swill. I'm talking really strong red wine mixed with rum and schnapps and maybe some fruit to soak it all up, so when you reach the bottom of the jug you can eat the fruit and get so completely ruined that the very sight of oranges thereafter makes your stomach roil. Sangria that tastes like candy but still burns going down.
But back to coffee. It rocks. I think that when the Aesir were in their halls in Asgard, way back in the day, they just drank coffee all the time. Black and bitter and so strong that even the light can't even pass through. The rich opaque shit, swimming with leaves and twigs and the tears of their enemies. That's what the gods drank, when they weren't getting smashed. Straight coffee. All the time.
I literally have no idea what the purpose of this post is. Apparently, I've had a mug or two too many today.
But it's so good.
This entry was originally posted at http://jerkface.dreamwidth.org/139357.html.
Coffee.
Coffee is fucking awesome.
If it were up to me, I'd only drink two things: coffee when the sun is up, and sangria when the sun is down. Real sangria; none of that weak, pre-bottled swill. I'm talking really strong red wine mixed with rum and schnapps and maybe some fruit to soak it all up, so when you reach the bottom of the jug you can eat the fruit and get so completely ruined that the very sight of oranges thereafter makes your stomach roil. Sangria that tastes like candy but still burns going down.
But back to coffee. It rocks. I think that when the Aesir were in their halls in Asgard, way back in the day, they just drank coffee all the time. Black and bitter and so strong that even the light can't even pass through. The rich opaque shit, swimming with leaves and twigs and the tears of their enemies. That's what the gods drank, when they weren't getting smashed. Straight coffee. All the time.
I literally have no idea what the purpose of this post is. Apparently, I've had a mug or two too many today.
But it's so good.
This entry was originally posted at http://jerkface.dreamwidth.org/139357.html.