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hey hey, my fellow skanks!
what is up in da hizzouse? not much is new here. today in health ariel sexually molested me...and you know what? I LIKED IT!!! though of course i denied it. just like i deny my inner lesbianism. i think my inner child is a lesbian too. so would that make it an inner inner lesbian? eew...
also, my brother stole my girlfriend today. that bitch. oh well, once she's had my brother she'll TOTALLY realize i'm like, waaaaaaaaaaay better.
sooo, last week was punk rock eric's birthday. my pimp kevin rolled in this wagon with a birthday cake, and guess who popped out of it? YOUR'S TRULY! and i went **does rocky whore picture show thing** "heeeey big boooooy." and eric was all "teach me how to be as slutty as you!" and i went "heeeeeeeeey, like my new shirt!" only i wasn't wearing a shirt at that point. oops. teehee.
well, i'm off to go create some more little brothers and sisters for y'all. later
sexually your's (but not always for free, i'm a respectable woman who works HARD for the money!)
canday
what is up in da hizzouse? not much is new here. today in health ariel sexually molested me...and you know what? I LIKED IT!!! though of course i denied it. just like i deny my inner lesbianism. i think my inner child is a lesbian too. so would that make it an inner inner lesbian? eew...
also, my brother stole my girlfriend today. that bitch. oh well, once she's had my brother she'll TOTALLY realize i'm like, waaaaaaaaaaay better.
sooo, last week was punk rock eric's birthday. my pimp kevin rolled in this wagon with a birthday cake, and guess who popped out of it? YOUR'S TRULY! and i went **does rocky whore picture show thing** "heeeey big boooooy." and eric was all "teach me how to be as slutty as you!" and i went "heeeeeeeeey, like my new shirt!" only i wasn't wearing a shirt at that point. oops. teehee.
well, i'm off to go create some more little brothers and sisters for y'all. later
sexually your's (but not always for free, i'm a respectable woman who works HARD for the money!)
canday