my lips are sealed...too bad not much else about me is.
hello skanks and skanks-in-training and skankabees,
'tis i, canday, everyone's favorite ho bag. so, yesterday i was hanging all over heidi b and today i was and guess what i'll be doing tomorrow? hanging all over heidi b! omg, i think i love him. i think he wants me to have his std-ridden children. it's all because germany wants to invade france. can you say DIVIDE AND CONQUER? ;)
but i'm afraid i'm going to have to leave heidi b soon 'cuz i have other customers waiting for me and all i do anymore is hang all over him and not satisfy my other customers. my pimp's getting mad about that.
so we had to draw our houses today in health and i turned mine in and mr. meek was all "say WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" and i had to explain to him that this was the sidewalk i work on, there's the lamp post i use to pole dance on, there's my 10 cents tip jar and there's my pimp's Shaggin' Wagon. Not that Pussy Wagon, but the Shaggin' Wagon, 'cuz, well, every ho needs her privacy ;) and i told mr. meek my fire escape plan was to just walk across the street and work on the other street. he was all "um...canday you're a slut." and gave me an F. whatever.
tomorrow we have summer spooge i mean splurge, so i'm gonna be KARAOKEING IT UP to my one and only theme song, "I WANT CANDAY!" if you're lucky and throw enough dollar bills on stage i might even offer you guys a striptease.
sinfully your's,
canday
'tis i, canday, everyone's favorite ho bag. so, yesterday i was hanging all over heidi b and today i was and guess what i'll be doing tomorrow? hanging all over heidi b! omg, i think i love him. i think he wants me to have his std-ridden children. it's all because germany wants to invade france. can you say DIVIDE AND CONQUER? ;)
but i'm afraid i'm going to have to leave heidi b soon 'cuz i have other customers waiting for me and all i do anymore is hang all over him and not satisfy my other customers. my pimp's getting mad about that.
so we had to draw our houses today in health and i turned mine in and mr. meek was all "say WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" and i had to explain to him that this was the sidewalk i work on, there's the lamp post i use to pole dance on, there's my 10 cents tip jar and there's my pimp's Shaggin' Wagon. Not that Pussy Wagon, but the Shaggin' Wagon, 'cuz, well, every ho needs her privacy ;) and i told mr. meek my fire escape plan was to just walk across the street and work on the other street. he was all "um...canday you're a slut." and gave me an F. whatever.
tomorrow we have summer spooge i mean splurge, so i'm gonna be KARAOKEING IT UP to my one and only theme song, "I WANT CANDAY!" if you're lucky and throw enough dollar bills on stage i might even offer you guys a striptease.
sinfully your's,
canday