[ i say, 'let's put on some tunes & sing along, do little all day.' ]
Okay, hi, I am in Myrtle Beach. Still. & probably staying an extra day to see Sister fucking Hazel at the House of Blues, yessssssss!! My time here can be broken down sort of like this:
-One midnight trip to Wal-Mart, where we tried on really dreadful t-shirts over our clothes because the dressing rooms were closed.
-One half-dead cockroach not-really-saved-but-transported-outside-where-he-died-after-much-screaming-&-squirming.
-Four [terrifyingly mobile] insects saved from certain death.
-Roughly seventy-three attempts to find out more about the London terror attack while my oblivious brother watched the Tour de France.
-One substandard-but-choreographed!! karaoke performance of “Build Me Up, Buttercup”, to be topped in tonight’s karaoke competition.
-Two nights spent dancing at the Apache Pier, where I have had my fill of rednecks for the next few months.
-One beautiful lanky redneck boy in a cowboy hat & faded jeans & bare feet who totally broke my heart when he started grinding with a girl who may have been his sister. He is good at limbo & knows silly hick-ish dances & smiled shyly at the ground a lot. Oh, SHIT.
-One guiltfest after hitting a drunk guy who grabbed my ass a few nights back.
-Three hot moments of dyke recognition.
-One mortifying incident involving an abysmal cover of “Eye of the Tiger” & my inability to resist singalong opportunities.
-One 98° magnet that wasn’t technically for sale but which is now in my possession.
-One exciting act of childish vandalism, in which we transformed this:
into this:
Once I get home, I’ll be making an extensive photopost on god_in_pigtails. Until then, I hope this post finds all of you in great spirits. I miss you (& constant internet access), & it will be good to be home again. If anything important has gone down in the past week, I have probably missed it, so link me?
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