List #1 - 5 Things More Believable Than Nick and Kira's Chemistry
If you haven't seen it yet, this is Push.
This is Nick. This is Kira. This is Nick and Kira. And this is a list of five things you will believe more than you believe these two and their epic romance.
5. The Romance Between the Earth and the Moon.
It's been ongoing for a few million years now, but it's a well-known fact that if you want to see attraction, look no further than these two celestial bodies. Nick and Kira, meet science.
4. Unicorns.
Sure, you've never seen a horse with a horn on its head (between its legs maybe, but that's another story). But what child hasn't believed in unicorns? On the other hand, you see plenty of Nick and Kira in Push and you never believe they're compatible.
3. The Fact That There Have Been Three High School Musical Movies.
And there are more on the way! Can't believe it? Nick and Kira's suspiciously dry passion is even less believable. You can bet on it. And while we're on the subject of Disney...
2. Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Yes, that movie happened. Yes, it was the number one movie in America. Yes, I'm serious. More serious than Nick is about Kira.
1. The Chemistry Between Nick and Cassie.
If you came out of that theater feeling dirty and perverted, you weren't alone. Despite the fact that he is 23 and she is 13, you weren't the only one to see the sex-eyes Nick and Cassie made at one another at every available opportunity. It's still sick and wrong, but you're not alone.
Maybe I'll believe in Nira (Kick?) in the sequel. Bring on the sequel!
This is Nick. This is Kira. This is Nick and Kira. And this is a list of five things you will believe more than you believe these two and their epic romance.
5. The Romance Between the Earth and the Moon.
It's been ongoing for a few million years now, but it's a well-known fact that if you want to see attraction, look no further than these two celestial bodies. Nick and Kira, meet science.
4. Unicorns.
Sure, you've never seen a horse with a horn on its head (between its legs maybe, but that's another story). But what child hasn't believed in unicorns? On the other hand, you see plenty of Nick and Kira in Push and you never believe they're compatible.
3. The Fact That There Have Been Three High School Musical Movies.
And there are more on the way! Can't believe it? Nick and Kira's suspiciously dry passion is even less believable. You can bet on it. And while we're on the subject of Disney...
2. Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Yes, that movie happened. Yes, it was the number one movie in America. Yes, I'm serious. More serious than Nick is about Kira.
1. The Chemistry Between Nick and Cassie.
If you came out of that theater feeling dirty and perverted, you weren't alone. Despite the fact that he is 23 and she is 13, you weren't the only one to see the sex-eyes Nick and Cassie made at one another at every available opportunity. It's still sick and wrong, but you're not alone.
Maybe I'll believe in Nira (Kick?) in the sequel. Bring on the sequel!