"someone new would be so cruel.incurable paranoiac. hysterical depression..."

[hey_rubella]

I've upped my requirements for girlfriends. well, as far as dating + fucking go, they just have to look good + be clean. not all of these are completely new, but a lot are

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[sex_criminal]

my list: (i italicized the ones that are the same as yours.)
not passive aggressive (this is really because I am, + two passive aggressive people in a relationship fail. except Karen + my beautiful friendship)
must understand that i cant drink, so going out EVERY night may not be particularly fun for me (though, i will go out... just not ALL the time)
no cheating on me/being dishonest about sleeping/kissing/etc. with other people
understands that we cant be together all the time (aka, has separate friends, vice versa)
needs to be able to apologize + admit they're wrong when they are
has to help me with things or just offer, even though i wont let them 95% of the time...
has to be a decent-looking girl or a really really greatlooking boy?
understands that just because i am dating them, that my top 3 friends will come before them, until they earn it (meaning, just because they are my sig. other, they dont automatically come first)
can't be too judgmental about lots of things
STD free
should be content a lot of the time by doing nothing
they have to smell nice
has to have mean-but-funny sense of humor but can't make fun of how I look ever, or how insecure I am
has to have some sense of self worth
understands that when I really upset or depressed it doesn't mean I hate her/him
they must be ok with sleeping on the inside, near the wall (seemingly silly request, but it has been an issue before)
can't be entirely immature
understand the universal friendship rule (if you dont know it, ask and ill tell...)

ps. why do i NEVER look like myself in pictures?? seriously. my nose never looks like it actually does. but i do have nice coke-slut eyes in that one... thanks red lipstick.

[hey_rubella]

I agree with all your additions. clinginess kind of falls into the same category as "we can't be together all the time." those are all pretty important. actually I don't care about where I sleep on the bed, I'm torn on which side works better for me. I mean. I'm REALLY torn.

+ alcohol applies too, just cause I don't have an ID. but also I don't care about blowing so much money at bars, + also I don't care for the bar crowd entirely too much most of the time....