a recap,if you will.
HEY SHANE, HOW'S IT GOING? (playful disgusting pats + fake punches as I don't really respond)
(grab) hey. you. are really beautiful. "thanks."(+ I try to walk away) (grab) what's your name? "Karen." (shake hands, walk away successfully)
so one time I got stuck letting some shirtless guy grind his dick on my leg, trying to put his fingers in my mouth. which is where I drew the line + he asked why. "um, cause I'm really gay."
I just wanted to let you know, that you are absolutely gorgeous, + I know you're a lesbian, but I just thought you should know (this was actually really sweet until this part was somewhat uncomfortable). + if you think about dating guys, try + remember me.
wanna dance? "I can't dance, I can't make myself." I'll show you. (both of these men, this one + the one above, too close of hugs, too long of hugs, too semi-creepy because of that)
can I get your picture? I just saw you two walk in, and thought, you're soo adorable. (creepy manager's fiancé who tries to get girls into threesomes)
(in the bathroom) I am sooo drunk. like.....whoa. look, now you two don't look gay, don't take offense. but. it's so hot out there, I'm only supposed to sweat this much when I'm going down on a girl! i'm sweating so much..."we're both gay, by the way"(exit).
+ too many gropes + eyes to count.
good night forever, Athens' only official gay bar. too bad I didn't know you well, but I don't think I missed out on too much.
(grab) hey. you. are really beautiful. "thanks."(+ I try to walk away) (grab) what's your name? "Karen." (shake hands, walk away successfully)
so one time I got stuck letting some shirtless guy grind his dick on my leg, trying to put his fingers in my mouth. which is where I drew the line + he asked why. "um, cause I'm really gay."
I just wanted to let you know, that you are absolutely gorgeous, + I know you're a lesbian, but I just thought you should know (this was actually really sweet until this part was somewhat uncomfortable). + if you think about dating guys, try + remember me.
wanna dance? "I can't dance, I can't make myself." I'll show you. (both of these men, this one + the one above, too close of hugs, too long of hugs, too semi-creepy because of that)
can I get your picture? I just saw you two walk in, and thought, you're soo adorable. (creepy manager's fiancé who tries to get girls into threesomes)
(in the bathroom) I am sooo drunk. like.....whoa. look, now you two don't look gay, don't take offense. but. it's so hot out there, I'm only supposed to sweat this much when I'm going down on a girl! i'm sweating so much..."we're both gay, by the way"(exit).
+ too many gropes + eyes to count.
good night forever, Athens' only official gay bar. too bad I didn't know you well, but I don't think I missed out on too much.