it's long, john

Dec 15, 2005 23:51



















I kept trying to get a picture of Natalie playing Ceiling Garbage Toss 3000 and one but Miranda consistantly got in the way. This is the greatest game. You throw garbage, mostly orange peels, through a hole in the ceiling trying to get it to go through another ceiling hole. It's a blast. Better than kick wrestling AND stickconeball. I got it through 4 times!



She did it again. impressive.



Tarah, jen, pride prom reenactment.

I totally flipped these pictures the right way in photoshop but it decided to fuck me up and reflip them after my hard HARD work, the fuck.



makin' it



STUDENTS: EAT THE TORIES



They love to work.



Subway subwoah!



Remember Snow?



The other kind of snow:


My intersecsh. Right there. Up.



My boulevard (of broken dreams) Northcliffe, babeeee.



You Know You're Toronto Scene When...  (I've bolded the ones which apply to myself)
- you've made out with all your same-sex friends (but you don't consider yourself gay) I WISH
- you secretly (secretly? not me) listen to gangsta rap but have seen Metric play live (and enjoyed yourself)
- everything you own either cost $2 or $200
- you know someone who's been womanized by Liam Titcomb
- you have, at some point, gone through a "drug phase"
- you know Sasha
- you regularly go to Rocky, the Hop, and/or Darkside, and complain about how much you hate it
- you complain that Kensington and Queen Street are "too commercial" but spend every weekend there
- you're on the Inglenook hookup tree
- you spend all your money on cigarettes and then complain about how broke you are
- you play two degrees of seperation every time you meet someone new (and it always works)
- you've smoked pot with your friend's parents on at least one occasion
- you cut or dye your own hair habitually
- (girls) you wear skirts no matter HOW cold it is outside
- (guys) people suspect/wonder if/assume you're gay
- you tell everyone you're gifted, but you're failing all your classes
- you knit or sew
- you go to more parties than there are days in a weekend
- you say you're "politically correct" but say "gay", "nigga", and "retarded"
- you are very familiar with the Blue Night Bus
- you've lived at Merle's house
- you say you never use MSN, livejournal, and myspace, but have a huge amount of friends or contacts
- you smoke either VERY expensive cigarettes or VERY cheap cigarettes
- you talk in fake gangsta slang
- you have intimate relations with your drug dealers
- you haven't seen your fuck buddy's bedroom, and are therefore not sure they HAVE one
- you own a sex toy
- you buy valium from and/or give your resume to Erica
- you claim to be against sweatshop labour, but have a curious amount of H&M clothing
- you have one token black friend (and it's probably Phil or Tedros)
- you've gotten something pierced at New Tribe (bonus points for going with a bunch of friends, even more bonus points if they got something pierced too)
- you've taken the last ferry to or from the island drunk as hell
- you partied at Elliot's house (bonus points for waking up there after unintentionally spending the night)
- you regularly break and enter or climb roofs
- you deconstruct porn with friends of either sex
- you've partied with members of Spiral Beach
- you think Ben Strong is "hot but dumb"
- you've gotten drunk at Pickadilly's or Thymeless
- you're an "artist"
- you either have a diskman held together with duct tape or a brand spanking new iPod (or both)
- you read the entertainment page of Metro daily
- you're addicted to Dose horoscope
- you've been so desperate you've bought DKs
- you've played the "their older stuff was better" game
- you've slept outside because there was nowhere else to sleep
- you've hooked up with Mischa
- you say you're for animal rights but have bought fur or leather at Value Village
- you've eaten at the Lakeview Lunch
- you've used (or heard tell of) Alex's spinny ashtray
- you've swung on the secret swing
- you are or know someone well who's homeless
- you can accuratly judge the drug quality of different schools (i.e. Rosedale weed sucks, Northern E is good)
- you "used" to be a stoner, and you're "not" an alcoholic
- you go to an arts or alternative school, or are considering transfering
- you know someone who's done DOI, or have done it yourself
- you know (and love) Sarah Brunning (only too well)
- you've been to a ska show and had fun (but are probably not a rude kid)
- you've been kicked out of a small venue on at least one occassion
- you pretend to be friends with your exes but get drunk and bitch about them to mutual friends
- you've smoked on the TTC
- you've either been there or heard vivid stories of one of the times when Gwen had alcohol poisioning
- you have, want, or used to have either dreads or bleached blonde hair
- you've woken up at home, with no recollection of how you got there the night before
- you've had hickeys that you didn't know how you got, or who they were from
- you've lost your metropass at least once (probably at a party)
- you consider either pig latin or doubletalk to be your second language
- you've been to drumcircle and either REALLY loved it or REALLY disliked it
- you've gotten drunk/high in the alley behind the reverb
- you have a certain affection for Jilly's (bonus points for naming the strippers in the photos)
my addishes:
-you've tried following drunken directions to a house party, get lost, but end up there anyway because you made friends with a stranger on their way there too.
-you've taken the TTC home drunk at 1:30 in the morning and missed your stop. Twice.
-you've stolen earrings/a scarf/a button from Value Village but regretted it because it's Value Village.
-your favourite sweater was made for a small boy and it's held together with pins and the hood doesn't fit on your head but you wear everyday anyway.
-Jesse (art star Jesse) has offered you sexual favours and you considered it for awhile/said yes.
-you've spent an entire darkside in the mirrored room before the bathroom just tripping out.
-you've told your parents you were staying at Jory's house on more than one occasion when you weren't simply because she has no phone.
-You lost your keys at a party but didn't notice till the end of the weekend because you never went home.
-You've partied on secret beach for 10 minutes till the cops came

READ IT! LOVE IT! ADD TO IT! PASS IT OUT AT PARTIES!

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