Spaceships can't tame the jungle.... But I can.

May 15, 2005 22:33




Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

ech

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

i had a brush with the law

Flame Haired Boy says:

really?

Flame Haired Boy says:

que pasa?

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

were you there on friday?

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

i was out of it

Flame Haired Boy says:

sadly no i wasnt

Flame Haired Boy says:

tell me all about it

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

aw i thought not

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

WE GOT (nearly) BOOKED BY THE POs

Flame Haired Boy says:

seriously?!

Flame Haired Boy says:

woah, tell me the story

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

FOR SERIOUSLY

Flame Haired Boy says:

*grabs popcorn*

Flame Haired Boy says:

dont skimp on the details

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

so we were trying to get to the secret beach but there was a huge fence near where you're supposed to go so we went around and went through someone's driveway and then a lot of people left because they didn't want to climb down this merle steep and rocky/muddy hill to get thurr

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

so it was like 12 of us as opposed to the 40 before and we were just chillin and smoking and drinking on the beach

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

then there were mad spotlights all of a sudden

Flame Haired Boy says:

oh man..

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and like 10 people ran off "ISS THE COPS, BOOK!"

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

but 5 of us are all "pfff whatever man, chill. it's just lee or some chick wit a flashlight"

Flame Haired Boy says:

who were the five left?

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

me, some kids you don't know, alan.... maybe like 4

Flame Haired Boy says:

ok ok go on

Flame Haired Boy says:

*is intrigued*

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

then i just remember it being me, this boy james and alan

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

this boy james being the boy who is me except a boy

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and so we attemt a merle drunk climb up that mad whack hill after collecting everything everyone left behind in their haste (lee's weed, lennox's sweater... and towel (what a crazy), and some other shit and liquor)

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

but as drunk maddy is being pulled up by a stoned james, closely followed by a trashed alan, we notice there actually ARE police and they DO have spotlights and they are standing there all pompousy waiting for us

Flame Haired Boy says:

oh man...

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

so I'm all "shit, yo! i have all this undrank liquor in my bag!"

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

so i dump it when we're about half way

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and it's all "clink!" and james gets scared that they heard.

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

but they din hear it and so we keep climbing and then we get to the POs

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and they were all "you best not do it again, beetches" and we're all "no, sirs"

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and james vomited in his mouth, he told me later, but had to keep it in. and also i was holding on to my backpack in my arms for dear life and i was gonna stumble over any second but i just couldn't in front of them

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

alan did most of the talking

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

they kept saying that the others (miranda, lee, claudia, sarah... folks) said the birthday girl was still down there (in my head I was all "shit, that's me!") so we made up some story about how she went around the other way and jumped a fence with some guy or some shit

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and then they took alan's booze and then we got off free!

Flame Haired Boy says:

Crazy!!

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

they didn't even check my bag which is merle good because i remembered later i had like 3 grams of weed in there

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and then we met up with the other chicken shit kids who ran way before we did and the cops drove by again like five minutes later and they're all "we're worried about that girl"

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and then that genius sarah fuckin' staged a phone call on her cell RIGHT IN FRONT OF THESE TWO COPS

Flame Haired Boy says:

lmao awesome

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

"lisa, are you ok? where are you? the station? omg! lisa, no more parties at illegal places, shit! "

Flame Haired Boy says:

lmao

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and then we just walked back to the bus stop/subway region and i accidently made out with this boy from grade 8, jeff

Flame Haired Boy says:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

which was bad and crazy and unexpected and i was way too drunk and i don't know what's going to happen because, oh dear that was odd.

Flame Haired Boy says:

finally i can vent my ooos on someone

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and then i stayed at jory's

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

and we watched clueless

Space ships can't tame the jungle says:

zee end

Flame Haired Boy says:

*clap clap clap*

Flame Haired Boy says:

thats crazy mofo

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