The First Shot

[hey_pistolero]

[Voice Post]

Okay, okay. That Brail on the note? Cute. Would’ve never guessed to use this thing the first time without the glaring instructions.

...Uh. Right. Let’s try this again.

Hola, me llamo Sands. Trabajo para el Servicio de información Central. Acabo de venir del Día del golpe Muerto, y yo soy herido. ¡Por favor, manda ayuda médica! Also

Comments

[Voice]

[betterassister]

A CIA agent? Maybe they are tailing us. But obviously not in Spanish, at least.

Voice Reply

[hey_pistolero]

Hey, a smart cookie. You catch on quick, chica.

Re: Voice Reply

[betterassister]

More wahine than chica, actually, Mister Sands.

I'm Nani.

Voice Reply

[hey_pistolero]

Es agradable encontrarle, Nani.

Re: Voice Reply

[betterassister]

Ahhannnd...there you lost me. Something about meeting me? Pleased to- Ah. I see. I only know enough to direct international tourists. I'm a good guesser, though Servicio de información Central sounded pretty CIA.

...Ah, and as a formal warning to ensure beautiful and neighborly, peaceful relations? I would really, really appreciate it if you don't tell my little sister Lilo any of the more exciting details of what I'm sure are classified stories any? Her imagination runs her lolo with those things. Loco, maybe, for you. Especially if you're in supernatural phenomenon division, or anything to do with what crops up in National Enquirer.

Voice Reply

[hey_pistolero]

So, Disco--Discedo really isn't in Mexico, huh.

Nah. No men in black related stuff here. Unless your sister likes boring, public relations and gunfights, I don't think she'll pierda la cabeza. Uh...lose her head, I mean.

Re: Voice Reply

[betterassister]

No. Not unless there's two moons over Mexico and no one ever told us?

I've never even been mainland.

Okay. I guess Mister Smith will be the only one she'll continue to pester about that, then.