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[hey_miriaaa]

miiiriiiaaaaa

everyone seems to be talking about cherries! maybe... maybe we should steal some before they're all popped! it's... preventative!

edit: MIRIAAAAA! WE HAVE A MISSION! I FOUND THE CHERRY-POPPER, AND HE MUST BE STOPPED!

i know they say once you pop, you can't stop... however. it's unfair to the rest of us!

Comments

[notalolirly]

I think that's physically impossible.

[hey_miriaaa]

for my darling miria and i to steal, nothing is impossible! we're the best at what we do.

[notalolirly]

No, sir... it's impossible because the cherries don't actually exist.

They're a metaphor for someone's virginity. 'Poppy their cherry' is a euphemism for taking someone's viginity.

[hey_miriaaa]

vir...

wait, cherries don't exist?! then what are those small red fruits?

[heeey_isaac]

good idea, isaac! if we have all the cherries, we can give them to the people that really deserve them!

[hey_miriaaa]

righto! and save them from merciless poppers who go about wantonly popping them with no concern to those that want their cherries un-popped!

[heeey_isaac]

we'll save the cherries!