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Tupperware. Flying high since 1988. Who invented Tupperware? Why can't you just put your leftovers in a plastic bag? Or wrap them up in aluminum foil? Maybe I should invent some kind of food storage and become a multi-millionaire off of it. I can call it, Fantastic Plastic™. It will be the best thing since Furby. And I can kick the Tupperware manufacturers right in the ass and make my Fantastic Plastic™ in pastel colors. Is there anything better? I mean, come on! Could the makers of Tupperware be anymore tiresome? I'm thinking... PINK, BLUE, PURPLE, YELLOW, ORANGE! And I mean real yellow, pure yellow. Not the yellow you get when you leave pasta sauce in Tupperware for over a week. Real yellow, like the sun. And why are they so difficult to open? It's not like an infant is going to come over and try to open the Tupperware and start eating the lid. Okay, so here's the deal on Fantastic Plastic™. It's going to be incredible. Colorful, easy to open, stylish, sassy, and the turning point in the life of housewives everywhere. I'll sell them at $2.75 a piece. Anyone in???