The Alcoholic
Your alcoholism index is 91%
Hemingway was a brutal alcoholic, yet surprisingly productive. But the bad news: he's dead and it appears you, too, have a serious drinking problem. While this test is for entertainment only (LOL, haha, etc.), we do recommend you have yourself checked out. Checked in. Whatever. Please don't drink and drive.
damn... but i quit.. you take it?
Alcoholism? <33