Gin And Coconut Water
This is Winston from Barbados. I met him downtown last Monday night when I was drunk at like one in the morning. I brought him home with me and he fixed all my broken cars. He wants to work, but he can't legally get a job in this country. If anyone needs auto work done for insanely low prices, let me know. You have until the eleventh. He does other work too. He's painting adventure_time and wayexistential's apartment right now.
Also, if anyone needs a hardworking, honest husband for the next seven months, Winston is available for that as well. You can divorce him once he gets his green card. He washes dishes and cooks. He's forty, tall, handsome, likes beer. He owns a well drilling business back home.
-Jan