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so today I went to the Buc's game
highlights
+I was on the 40 yrd line in the 4th row.
+I was by Carolina's sideline so I could yell at them.
+the kickin net was in front of me so I yelled at John Kasey the whole game cuz he's a stupid kicker and he does steroids.
+Brenson Buckner was right in front me so I kept talking shit to him and he turned around and talked shit back so I stood up and than he stood up and started walking towards me and talking more shit, but instead of whoopin his ass my mom restrained me.
+than a few minuites later I started yelling that he was my dad and than I was like 'DAD! Daddyyyy!!!' and he turned around and waved at me.
+He Hate Me aka Rod Smart straight crack backed Josh Bidwell (our punter/kick off specialist) and laid him out and his face turned all red and shit and John Kasey went out and cried with him cuz no one likes Punters except Kickers than He Hate Me aka Rod Smart hugged Bidwell.
+Pam Oliver was there too so I yelled at her the whole game and she wouldn't turn around, but she was lookin good, her ass looked so thick so I'm like 'PAM I LOVE YOU!' and she waved to me
un-highlights
-Chris Wienke wouldn't look at me, despite asking to see his winkie
-Chris Wienke didn't play
-Rod Smart wouldn't look at me either, despite repeatedly calling him by his alias He Hate Me
-He Hate Me aka Rod Smart didn't carry the ball
-Chris Simms isn't Phil Simms
-we got our asses whooped
highlights
+I was on the 40 yrd line in the 4th row.
+I was by Carolina's sideline so I could yell at them.
+the kickin net was in front of me so I yelled at John Kasey the whole game cuz he's a stupid kicker and he does steroids.
+Brenson Buckner was right in front me so I kept talking shit to him and he turned around and talked shit back so I stood up and than he stood up and started walking towards me and talking more shit, but instead of whoopin his ass my mom restrained me.
+than a few minuites later I started yelling that he was my dad and than I was like 'DAD! Daddyyyy!!!' and he turned around and waved at me.
+He Hate Me aka Rod Smart straight crack backed Josh Bidwell (our punter/kick off specialist) and laid him out and his face turned all red and shit and John Kasey went out and cried with him cuz no one likes Punters except Kickers than He Hate Me aka Rod Smart hugged Bidwell.
+Pam Oliver was there too so I yelled at her the whole game and she wouldn't turn around, but she was lookin good, her ass looked so thick so I'm like 'PAM I LOVE YOU!' and she waved to me
un-highlights
-Chris Wienke wouldn't look at me, despite asking to see his winkie
-Chris Wienke didn't play
-Rod Smart wouldn't look at me either, despite repeatedly calling him by his alias He Hate Me
-He Hate Me aka Rod Smart didn't carry the ball
-Chris Simms isn't Phil Simms
-we got our asses whooped