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[hey_gurl_heyyy]

 Scott's parents think he's on drugs so they're drug screening him right now, and it's really cutting into our sex time. I'm getting anxious because it's been an hour since I heard anything, I hope they didn't find something.

the gross cat is cuddling with me, it would almost be cute if she weren't drooling and making weird noises.

I'm hungry, is it lunch time yet?

happy birthday America.