[drabble] send nudes - MCU - Natasha/Pepper
Title: send nudes
Characters/pairings: Natasha Romanov/Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson
Rating/warnings: PG; embarrassment?
Spoilers: none
Words: 300
Summary: Pepper is lonely for her new girlfriend, Natasha, on a business trip: a cautionary tale about sexting.
Notes: This is silly, so silly, and born out of a desperate need to procrastinate. Dedicated to everyone who has ever accidentally texted the wrong person. (N and P are pretty close together right??)
send nudes ☺
Send nudes. Pepper bit her lower lip, fingers ghosting over the edges of her phone as she considered Natasha’s request. She had to admit the idea of having pictures of herself naked crossing open airspace was a touch thrilling.
Ok Pepper typed back and pulled off the old tshirt she was wearing as pajamas. Her hands were starting to sweat by the time she hit send on the best of three photos. Pepper tossed the phone on the bed and face-dived into her pillow. Perhaps it was due to her inexperience with sexting, but she felt more apprehensive than horny waiting for a reply.
The phone pinged and Pepper grabbed it. still waiting for pics are you rubbing it without me?? ☹
“Uhh…crap.” Pepper scrolled to her outbox to resend the picture. To: Phil Coulson.
Oh.
Oh god.
Her phone pinged again and a message from Coulson popped up. Not sure what to say here…is this an invitation? Pepper bit her pillow to keep from screaming too loud.
_
“Pepper…Pepper…seriously.” Tony choked a bit, and Pepper wished she could smack him now. Only one more day of this business trip and she could. “This is what burner phones are for. You keep all your booty calls separate. Trust me, it makes life so much easier.”
“Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind for next time,” Pepper replied dourly. “Just tell me if you can get the picture back?”
“Yeah, probably. Don’t worry.” Tony paused suspiciously long. “So…who were you trying to send it to?”
“That…is none of your business,” Pepper snapped back.
“That’s okay, I already know,” Tony replied, gleeful. “Can’t say I blame you for dumping me for her.”
Pepper sighed. He was bound to find out anyway. “I will END you if you ask to watch.”
Characters/pairings: Natasha Romanov/Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson
Rating/warnings: PG; embarrassment?
Spoilers: none
Words: 300
Summary: Pepper is lonely for her new girlfriend, Natasha, on a business trip: a cautionary tale about sexting.
Notes: This is silly, so silly, and born out of a desperate need to procrastinate. Dedicated to everyone who has ever accidentally texted the wrong person. (N and P are pretty close together right??)
send nudes ☺
Send nudes. Pepper bit her lower lip, fingers ghosting over the edges of her phone as she considered Natasha’s request. She had to admit the idea of having pictures of herself naked crossing open airspace was a touch thrilling.
Ok Pepper typed back and pulled off the old tshirt she was wearing as pajamas. Her hands were starting to sweat by the time she hit send on the best of three photos. Pepper tossed the phone on the bed and face-dived into her pillow. Perhaps it was due to her inexperience with sexting, but she felt more apprehensive than horny waiting for a reply.
The phone pinged and Pepper grabbed it. still waiting for pics are you rubbing it without me?? ☹
“Uhh…crap.” Pepper scrolled to her outbox to resend the picture. To: Phil Coulson.
Oh.
Oh god.
Her phone pinged again and a message from Coulson popped up. Not sure what to say here…is this an invitation? Pepper bit her pillow to keep from screaming too loud.
_
“Pepper…Pepper…seriously.” Tony choked a bit, and Pepper wished she could smack him now. Only one more day of this business trip and she could. “This is what burner phones are for. You keep all your booty calls separate. Trust me, it makes life so much easier.”
“Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind for next time,” Pepper replied dourly. “Just tell me if you can get the picture back?”
“Yeah, probably. Don’t worry.” Tony paused suspiciously long. “So…who were you trying to send it to?”
“That…is none of your business,” Pepper snapped back.
“That’s okay, I already know,” Tony replied, gleeful. “Can’t say I blame you for dumping me for her.”
Pepper sighed. He was bound to find out anyway. “I will END you if you ask to watch.”