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hey_capn_jack

[MEME] And then there were children.

Apr 20, 2009 14:13

Stolen from the internet.

Leave a comment and I will come up with the hypothetical kid between any of my muses (List BTR) ( List Epic) and any of yours (assuming I know them at least well enough to pretend that I know them well enough to write them). Terms of parent-child relationship are left to the management. Children may be biological and ( Read more... )

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sarkraticmethod April 20 2009, 19:50:14 UTC

nowinprint/nowherexboy
soldatceryi/ornobodywill
der_weevilkonig
nowinprint/sarkraticmethod

I like giving options! Options are fun, even if some of them are full of WHAT?

hey_capn_jack April 20 2009, 19:57:03 UTC

...Owen just gets parthenogenesis?

kawaiispinel April 20 2009, 19:59:36 UTC

...That was supposed to be neverinportland, but Juliet probably COULD figure out how to make that happen. She impregnated male mice. I don't trust her with a proper lab and a vendetta.

der_weevilkonig April 21 2009, 03:25:01 UTC

OWEN DOES NOT WANT.

nowinprint April 20 2009, 21:01:48 UTC

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"I'm going to give you three seconds to redo those tests before I start punching you in the stomach and don't stop," Dmitri says, breaking the silence over the Torchwood board table and causing Jack to very quickly hide an amused grin in his cup of coffee. Owen, standing by the screen which is still scrolling genome analyses, looks about as impressed as one would expect given the volume of those threats he receives.

"Margin of error's about two percent," he says. "Pretty conclusive, I'd say. In some universe, you two-" he flips out his index fingers, singling out Dmitri and Sark at the table, "Had a baby!The level of excitement he shows at that - and this is probably intentional - is inversely proportionate to how appropriate that excitement is. Gwen shoots him a look, and Jack tries not to chortle his coffee. Dmitri, meanwhile, is watching Owen like she'd like to turn into a raven and peck a hole in his silly skull, whereas Sark is wearing the expression of a tiger shifter who, though he has no fur at the moment, really ( ... )

sarkraticmethod April 20 2009, 21:07:15 UTC

*DED. SO DED* I can't stop giggling at that... Just.. DMI. *squishes her* And Jack's reaction is so utterly adorable.

Oh my God, THAT KID IS SO CUTE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS, BUT RANDOM ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DMITRI/SARK!BABY IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

nowinprint April 20 2009, 22:12:22 UTC

That kid is going to be structuring all her arguments in Ciceronean style by the time she's seven, I swear. And she's going to be one of those kids who's in college by the time she's thirteen.

It'll almost make up for the boatload of emotional issues. Really.

kawaiispinel April 20 2009, 22:15:52 UTC

SERIOUSLY. The child of a prodigy and an Angel of Knowledge is a scary, scary thing on an intellectual scale.

...God, that kid will be Tosh 2.0, won't she?

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