Auremont Legacy -- 4.2
I wasn't going to update until the weekend, but I got sick and ended up playing the sims. SO HERE YA GO.
I got bored the other day, so I gutted the house and extended it just a smidge. OK, I KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE FRONT, BUT CHECK IT OUT. IT'S MUCH MORE ~SYMMETRICAL~ NOW.
So that's why everyone's randomly levitating in the snow.
(I couldn't bear to part Lia and the toilet lol.)
Professor: Let's dance!
Clara: EW MOM DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
I see the children picked up on some interesting things from Jill and her fiancee.
But truthfully? They're the only ones who pay attention to these kids.
Unlike Mr. and Mrs. "Hey, let's neglect our children some more to get touchy-feely in the hallway!"
Come on, guys, can't you at least act civil in front of the children? Clara is v. sensitive!
...oh wait, Remy probably didn't even notice her.
Kylie's still a rotten little shit.
Kylie: Gross, something smells like sleazy whore.
Riley... exists. He mostly spends his time doing homework and playing with toys.
NO. You already have two children. Go finally notice them or something.
Kylie: Know what? Television is pretty lame!
Clara: NO IT'S NOT, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
What the.
DAMN YOU, MARA. I WAS JUST FINE WITH THREE KIDS.
Kylie: I HATE THIS DISHWASHER ARRRRGHHHH
These two still hate each other.
And they still waltz around in their underwear 24/7.
Professor: Why hello there, o' daughter of mine!
Clara: ...
Professor: I FUCKING HATE YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S SUCH A BITCH
Clara: *tries to get away*
You WOULD watch a show about kicking things, Kylie.
Clara: NOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOoooooOOOOOOO
She runs into her bedroom only to be harassed by Little Miss Bitchitude.
Professor: BAWWWW
Riley: ... :D
This wouldn't be happening if you guys did your homework like I instructed...
Kylie: HEY, WHERE'S MY MOM TO CHEER ME UP?
She's probably too busy making plans for more kids. Just because the bitch can.
Kylie: *BITES RILEY'S FUCKING HAND*
Lia died and I almost didn't notice! :(
Also wtf, Sampson and her were supposed to die at the same time, but he suddenly has a few extra days on his bar...?!
Sampson: WELP, I SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE IT GETS TOO COLD.
Are you serious? It's salad, Mara, A BUNCH OF LETTUCE AND VEGETABLES.
Way to notice many hours later, Sampson.
Professor: What do I look like, some kind of college professor?
Thank you, Jillian.
Oh boy, here we go again.
Turns out the girls couldn't finish their homework before passing out...
Good thing Riley always wants to do homework!
I am 100% positive that is not your bedroom.
All Mara makes is salad anymore, now that she finally LEARNED HOW TO MAKE IT~
Remy: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS RAPING MY EARDRUMS?!
Sampson died right when he got off from work.
Sampson: ...WAIT, I THINK MY SON'S STUPID WIFE IS ABOUT TO HAVE HER BABY!
Later that evening, during a quiet dinner of... salad...
Sampson's son's stupid wife had her baby.
I dub thee Harris.
Of course it's these two stuck taking care of him.
The game always tells me that RILEY IS STARVING, FEED HIM, which. I don't get. Mara's constantly stuffing him full of god damn SALAD.
Professor finally lost it. Not that she had it to begin with...
Are you trying to tell me something, Riley?
Professor: And so, the toilet forgave the sink for cheating on her with the bathtub.
Oh, so NOW you choose to care. I see how it is.
Birthdays! I didn't bother to screencap all three of them sparkling into teenagerdom, sorry.
PLEASURE/she doesn't have any points for a second one yet lol
HAVE 50 DREAM DATES
Pretend she's had that mole her entire life.
KNOWLEDGE/pleasure
...HAVE 50 DREAM DATES
Does anybody know where I can get some NOT!girly eyebrows? Sims like Riley kinda really need them...
ROMANCE/family
BECOME CAPTAIN HERO
Riley: WHAT'S COOKIN' GOOD LOOKIN'
He continued to do this in, like, 38947 other mirrors all over the house.
Riley: DAMN THAT IS SOME NICE, SLICKED-BACK HAIR
Harris had a birthday, too. Damn him for being cute.
Professor stays up late at night to chat with random teenagers in her underwear.
Professor: Well, I'm not wearing nothing... how about you?
Kylie: HEY TWIN, JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU'RE AWESOME
Riley: I know, but thanks!
Kylie: BUS? WHAT BUS, I DON'T SEE A BUS...
Guess who else skipped school... uh.
Seeing as the girls clearly don't give a shit about their grades, they hire a nanny for Harris, hijack the family the car, and drive around town in search of some menz.
And some roller skating, for Kylie.
Oh.
Whatever, it's not like it stopped her from skating.
Kylie: GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FUCKING SUCK
Clara: For your information, I am the best musician in all of Arcadia, so don't you ever be hatin'.
Clara: And... and... OH YEAH, I totally banged that one guy. Totally.
Kylie: I take back what I said, you're the coolest cousin ever!
WHAT GIVES, KYLIE. When did you become such a freaking ass kisser?
No such luck finding guys on the outing. Time to call in the matchmakin' ho.
What is up, paperboy.
Elsewhere, Clara's too busy ogling some guy Riley brought home from school.
But unfortunately, bowlcut was a total prude who didn't appreciate anything outside chat, and our gurl ain't having none of that (lol look i rhymed).
There's always paperboy! You snooze you lose, Kylie.
(Literally. She abandoned him to go to bed.)
Clara: I'm soooooo scared of the ghosts that come around at night! I need someone ~strong~ and ~handsome~ to protect me!
Paperboy: Uh... okay.
Easy like sunday morning.
I'll leave off with Riley in his happy place.
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I STILL DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE, although, admittedly, I'm straying away from the twins ONLY because I just had a Knowledge and Pleasure sim for double!heir. AND THAT LTW. I guess it's easy once you nab them someone, but sheeeesh.
