video;
[It's time for Jinx to explore this eerie mystery that has plagued their fair city. The leaves crunch beneath her boots wherever she steps. The sound is crisp and clear as the camera pans over several tombstones in the fog. The closer she gets to the headstones, the easier they are to make out. One reads, "YOUR PARENTS" while another reads, "YOUR DIGNITY" and another, "CHIVALRY"]
Okay, seriously? I'm waiting for "Rock and Roll" and "Myspace" to pop up. Gotta say? Better than the apples, way better than the Under the Sea bit. Not as funny as the one when we couldn't send private messages, but hey. Beggars can't be choosers, right?
[The camera pans over a few more graves, very quickly skims over one that reads "LUCKY" if you look closely, then she clears her throat.]
Anyway, wasn't it just October? Or was that just me? It's only been, like, four months since the last one, so does that mean I count or skip my birthday? [Dramatically:] Halloween: it's the new February 29th.
...oh, hey! There's the grave for newsprint. I knew it had to be around here somewhere.
Okay, seriously? I'm waiting for "Rock and Roll" and "Myspace" to pop up. Gotta say? Better than the apples, way better than the Under the Sea bit. Not as funny as the one when we couldn't send private messages, but hey. Beggars can't be choosers, right?
[The camera pans over a few more graves, very quickly skims over one that reads "LUCKY" if you look closely, then she clears her throat.]
Anyway, wasn't it just October? Or was that just me? It's only been, like, four months since the last one, so does that mean I count or skip my birthday? [Dramatically:] Halloween: it's the new February 29th.
...oh, hey! There's the grave for newsprint. I knew it had to be around here somewhere.