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[hexdontlie]

[The curtains are drawn and the room is lit dimly by a fireplace. Jinx is sitting curled up in an oversized chair next to said fireplace. Her fuchsia hair is wet and piled up on top of her head. Eyeliner is staining under those catlike eyes of hers, making the dark circles look ten times worse than they already are. A clawed hand is attached to her

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[painhumbles]

Tch. Someone's a little moody.

[hexdontlie]

My head is pounding, you fat imbecile.

[painhumbles]

Guess that means Lucifer's falling down on his boyfriend duties. Or did he knock you across the head again and that's the root of your problem?

Hard to tell with you two.

[hexdontlie]

Screw off! It's just a migraine.

[painhumbles]

Easy, princess. It's a joke. And contrary to what you might believe, my voice ain't what gave you one in the first place.

Now would you like me to be chivalrous and offer you something other than herbal remedies or would you like to keep yelling at me?

1/2

[hexdontlie]

I'd like your fat head on a pike outside my chateau to serve as a warning to any and all who piss me the hell off!

2/2

[hexdontlie]

And vicodin. A lot of vicodin.

[painhumbles]

Annd would that be before or after the pike?

[hexdontlie]

Before, after, during.

[painhumbles]

Gotta love a girl with ambition. I'll be there in five. Meet me outisde, if sunlight doesn't burn your retinas.

[youllsayit]

[This look? This look is a neon sign saying 'Are You Brain Damaged?']

Well, I see the life of a doormat suits you well.

[painhumbles]

[Nothing unusual about this, man. Certainly not an entire universe of complicated emotions. Nope. Just two brothers who had a disagreement.]

Oh, so you're speaking to me again? Relax, Lucifer. If she's in pain, she's more irritating than usual.

[youllsayit]

She isn't your problem.

[Imagine an old man with a shotgun screaming at you to stay off his lawn. That's what this must look like.]

[painhumbles]

...Are you actually getting jealous now?

[hexdontlie]

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[Angel Filter]

[youllsayit]

No.

We were thrown together here, brother. Don't take coincidence for a sign that we get a second chance. [Speaking from bitter experience.]