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[hex_you_up]

Well this is just bloody fucking brilliant.

There are ZOMBIES all over fucking Tokyo.

They haven't figured out that they can go upstairs yet, thank gods, so for the time being we're still safe.

I wonder if the wards will hold against zombies.

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[cool_vamp]

Why's everyone hating on the zombies all of a sudden?

[hex_you_up]

BECAUSE THEY EAT YOUR BRAINS, VINNIE.

[cool_vamp]

The ones in my fandom don't. They like money and expensive cars.

[hex_you_up]

NOT THESE ONES, THEY JUST WANT TO EAT OUR FUCKING BRAINS

[cool_vamp]

Have you tried offering them money?

[hex_you_up]

THEY'RE ZOMBIES, VINNIE, THEY'RE UNDEAD THEY DON'T HAVE REASON OR INTELLIGENCE

[cool_vamp]

I'm undead, too.

[hex_you_up]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

[cool_vamp]

Alright, I'll ask Blanche how you fight her kind, but if she slaps me, you owe me a beer.

[hex_you_up]

Seras says you shoot them in the heart or the head.

[cool_vamp]

Yeah, Blanche said go for the head.

Actually, what she said was 'You go for the head like this, you Pig' and slapped my forehead.

But still, yeah, head's a good option.

[hex_you_up]

For the time being we're just waiting it out in our flat. We're high enough up that I think it'll take them a while to figure out how to get up here. We're debating Apparating somewhere else. Problem is knowing which fandoms've got zombies and which don't.

[cool_vamp]

My fandom's got 'em, but like I said, they're friendly. Don't attack people or nothing.

[hex_you_up]

Yeah that's not what these are.