rum is good for you

[hex_you_up]

'm a bi' drunk, m'luv'lies. So'm going t' continue t' talk like a pirate, even tho' the day's over. 'S fun.

On;y Only 't takes more effoo effor' t' type funny when 'm drunk.

I found

OH RIGH'. I FORGO' I WAS DOIN' THIS. MATTYMATTY DISTRAC'ED ME 'CAUSE 'E SAID OI.

there was somethin' i was goin' t' say only now i forge' wha' i' was. owell.

LOOK THERE'S ONE FOR DRUNK