...Huh?
So I'm gone for all of a week, and the entirety of fandom goes to ruins around me. What in hell?
No, really. My internet connection went all wonky when I came home from Matt and Mello's, and in the week it took me to fix it (plus the side trip I took to Costa del Sol; I think Reno posted about it in his journal) everyone went mad.
First Draco got turned into a girl - and I missed it, dammit, that would have been so very amusing. Then she-he-whatever starts dating Zacharias, of all people, and that's when Harry finally gets up the bollocks to say something about it. Then Malfoy gets turned back and - did I understand this correctly? - remembers nothing of it. Then Zacharias and the Chest Monster get their bodies switched. And on top of all that there's something about Harry marrying one of the tennis boys? Huh?
I understand the Virgin Mary had her hand in all of this. Somehow, I am less than surprised.
I don't even want to think about what I've heard about Donald Duck. *shudder*
Evidently at some point Zacharias got put back into his own body, and we also now have a vampire on the prowl. Glorious. With the Marys on the loose, that's the last thing we need.
Also - and not a bit to my surpise - the Virgin Mary has evidently started an internet dating service. Again, I am not a bit suprised.
Light, what's this I hear about you wearing leather pants?
Several people are also back from the dead. This I entirely fail to understand. I think perhaps it would be better for my health if I didn't try.
My brothers also revealed to the world at large that they read tentacle porn. This is yet another thing that does not bear thinking about lest I go into complete mental shutdown, or something.
Voldemort has evidently moved in with some sort of higher being (another one? Like we even need more of those around here) who is even madder than he is. I was not aware this was possible.
Apparently some major event occurred in the Prince of Tennis fandom which I still haven't quite grasped yet, as I still haven't met all of them. Someone care to explain to me?
Oh yes, and in addition to all of this, there are approximately seven hundred new people on here whose names I am certain I will never learn, seeing as I haven't even managed to get all of the tennis boys straight yet. Just trying to process the sheer volume of entries they come up with is killing me. It was bad enough already.
WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!
However, on the bright side, I don't think I'm the only one.
I'm sure I missed some things, as well. I've basically just decided to sort of accept the fact that I shall be forever baffled by the internet, and just go with it.
No, really. My internet connection went all wonky when I came home from Matt and Mello's, and in the week it took me to fix it (plus the side trip I took to Costa del Sol; I think Reno posted about it in his journal) everyone went mad.
First Draco got turned into a girl - and I missed it, dammit, that would have been so very amusing. Then she-he-whatever starts dating Zacharias, of all people, and that's when Harry finally gets up the bollocks to say something about it. Then Malfoy gets turned back and - did I understand this correctly? - remembers nothing of it. Then Zacharias and the Chest Monster get their bodies switched. And on top of all that there's something about Harry marrying one of the tennis boys? Huh?
I understand the Virgin Mary had her hand in all of this. Somehow, I am less than surprised.
I don't even want to think about what I've heard about Donald Duck. *shudder*
Evidently at some point Zacharias got put back into his own body, and we also now have a vampire on the prowl. Glorious. With the Marys on the loose, that's the last thing we need.
Also - and not a bit to my surpise - the Virgin Mary has evidently started an internet dating service. Again, I am not a bit suprised.
Light, what's this I hear about you wearing leather pants?
Several people are also back from the dead. This I entirely fail to understand. I think perhaps it would be better for my health if I didn't try.
My brothers also revealed to the world at large that they read tentacle porn. This is yet another thing that does not bear thinking about lest I go into complete mental shutdown, or something.
Voldemort has evidently moved in with some sort of higher being (another one? Like we even need more of those around here) who is even madder than he is. I was not aware this was possible.
Apparently some major event occurred in the Prince of Tennis fandom which I still haven't quite grasped yet, as I still haven't met all of them. Someone care to explain to me?
Oh yes, and in addition to all of this, there are approximately seven hundred new people on here whose names I am certain I will never learn, seeing as I haven't even managed to get all of the tennis boys straight yet. Just trying to process the sheer volume of entries they come up with is killing me. It was bad enough already.
WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!
However, on the bright side, I don't think I'm the only one.
I'm sure I missed some things, as well. I've basically just decided to sort of accept the fact that I shall be forever baffled by the internet, and just go with it.