Gilderoy Lockhart, Diary Entry, 1978

[duelingdandy]

Name: Gilderoy Lockhart
Format: Diary
Date: May, 1978
Relevance: Passing confirmation of the aftermath of Crouch Jr's meeting with Rodolphus Lestrange.

Comments

[the_pureblooded]

I think you missed your calling, Lockhart. You should have been a medinurse.

[duelingdandy]

I could be! I'd make those dowdy old robes look good!

[the_pureblooded]

In mauve, no less.

*chuckles*

By the way, that's a striking teddy bear you have. I have one, too. His name's Mr Fuzzems.

[duelingdandy]

Mauve is a lovely colour, but I think I'd make mine lilac.

*beams*

You do? This one is Barty-bear. I named him after my Barty-bear.

[the_pureblooded]

*holds out his hands*

May I see him? I promise no harm will come to him.

Draco has a teddy bear fetish I've noticed :P

[duelingdandy]

*smiles and holds him up and considers his Barty-bear for a moment, but decides he can share with a fellow blond*

*hands him over, smiling wanly*

Did you ever get your Mr Fuzzems back?

Aww, he's a lost little boy in his own way :)

[the_pureblooded]

*takes the bear from Gilderoy and examines it*

*tests for squishability; nods, impressed*

*tosses the bear up in the air and then catches it*

*hands it back*

Nice bear! No cheap polyester. Yes, I did get Mr Fuzzems back. I sometimes still sleep with him.

Ha ha - don't you love Draco's durability test? *G*

[duelingdandy]

*eyes widen at the durability testing and then grins, taking him back to squish him*

No, no polyester. It's as bad as wire hangers. *winks*

Is he your Harry-bear?

hahaha he's precious :)

[the_pureblooded]

*grins at the 'wire hangers' mention; thinks Gilderoy has been styling himself after Ms Joan Crawford*

*hugs his own bear*

He is. Think I should change his name?

[duelingdandy]

You want to call him a Harry-beary? Or a Hair-bear? *grins, squeezing his own bear*

We should have a slumber party!

[the_pureblooded]

*ponders the two names*

I like Harry beary. Think he'll like it, too?

*arches a pale brow*

A slumber party? Are we going to tell scary stories and talk about boys?

[duelingdandy]

Oh, you know Harry. He loves the fame! I think he'd love having a bear named after him! No one's named a bear after me...well, that I know of.

Come to think of it... maybe they have.

*ponders*

How scary?

[the_pureblooded]

I meant the bear, silly! He's been Mr Fuzzems his whole life! This may be traumatising!

*muses*

Telling them in the dark scary? Our bears will protect us. Oooh, and we could have a pillow fight.

[duelingdandy]

Oh! Well, with bears you just have to make sure that they know that they're loved and give them loads of hugs and snuggles and then they don't mind so much what you call them.

Come to think of it, boys are like that too. Only it's blowjobs instead of hugs. Or snuggles. Actually, blowjobs really do the trick for most things with boys.

You should write this down.

*grins*

Okay, I guess my bear could protect me. Should I bring a beach ball?

[the_pureblooded]

Mr Fuzzems knows he's loved. We share secrets, y'know! Think maybe we might have a renaming ceremony before the big sleepover?

*grins at the mention of blowjobs*

They're quite brilliant, aren't they?

*shakes his head*

I have a photographic memory.

*tries to picture in his head what the beach ball's for and can't*

What are you going to do with the beach ball?

[duelingdandy]

Oooh we could have a renaming ceremony! Everyone all in white!

Well, except me. I'll wear lilac, perhaps. *grins*

*furrows his brows*

I'm not sure. But it seems like sleepovers should involve lacy teddies, telling stories, painting nails and beach balls!