Percy Weasley, Report, April 1996

[p_weatherby]

Name: Percy Weasley
Format: Report
Date: Late April 1996
Relevance: An extract from the report on Dumbledore's Army written by P. Weasley and circulated to senior memebers of the Ministry

The Rising Terrorist Threat - Emerging Activist Groups Within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

By Percy Ignatius Weasley

In Summary:

Comments

[harriedpotter]

*can't stop laughing long enough to comment*
*pictures Neville causing wide-spread panic*
*laughs harder*

[exsequeverus]

(looks at Potter funny, as Longbottom causes wide-spread panic practically everywhere he treads)

Now I see why you picked Percy, Ayan--Luke just wasn't evil enough! (g)

[harriedpotter]

*makes Neville large like a Stay-Puft Marshmallow man*

[exsequeverus]

(drops a suitably sized-greenhouse over him, shrinks them both back to normal. May miss the mark slightly.)

[harriedpotter]

*starts Luna on a full-scale rampage, threatening all of humanity!*

[exsequeverus]

(goes back to marking essays, being considerably less worried about the effects of Lunar exposure on a hapless populace)

[harriedpotter]

* Shows what Snape knows*

[nightfallrising]

(hijacks typist's account with its greater icon space)
(underlines 'reality')
(confiscates Luna's lion hat just in case, though, as it's obviously a bad influence!)

[luna_loves_well]

*Luna promptly eats Tokyo, then Siberia for good measure*

Yum.

[harriedpotter]

*takes his dream back over and pictures her in a bikini!*

[p_weatherby]

Exactly! Lucius is a big blonde kitten in comparision with Percy. ^^;;

[exsequeverus]

And speaking of kitties, your AIM tag seems to have gone off the contact info page; where can I find it?

[p_weatherby]

here!
leapfrogandpenny

[exsequeverus]

Great, thanks! I'm just using this journal's name. I'm going to go have lunch for a bit, but any chance you'd be around after that?

[p_weatherby]

I should be online for the next few hours!