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Fred Weasley, Note, October 1995

Feb 27, 2007 18:01

Name: Fred Weasley
Format: Note
Date: October 1995
Relevance: Discussion of unnamed group (almost certainly the DA) between Fred Weasley and classmate.

( Curious green stains on parchment. )

1995, note

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luna_loves_well February 28 2007, 18:42:48 UTC

I think having a doorknob for a head would be very unwieldly.

greddy_freddy February 28 2007, 19:23:03 UTC

*frowns slightly for a second, then gets it* Oh... I s'pose it would.

luna_loves_well February 28 2007, 19:24:49 UTC

It would be hard, having to see your wee brethren trapped at their posts, forced to be at our beck and call all the time.

greddy_freddy February 28 2007, 19:29:25 UTC

Although... I'm not sure doorknobs would have much to see with. If you had one for a head, you'd probably just keep walking into doors.

luna_loves_well February 28 2007, 19:36:18 UTC

I'm sure they could adapt. Maybe all doorknobs have extrasensory perception beyond our realm of comprehension, and we haven't thought to ask them about it.

greddy_freddy February 28 2007, 19:40:12 UTC

What about doorhandles? They can't be left out.

luna_loves_well February 28 2007, 19:46:43 UTC

Perhaps they're the mutated versions of doorhandles when exposed to dangerous levels of mutated silver.

greddy_freddy February 28 2007, 19:51:15 UTC

Perhaps. D'you think they've got special mutant powers? They seem rather sinster, I think.

luna_loves_well February 28 2007, 21:05:51 UTC

*grins* Static electricity is a lie. It's really just mutant doorknobs wreaking their revenge on the world at large.

greddy_freddy February 28 2007, 22:37:11 UTC

*understandingly* I don't suppose they ever get any attention. You always read about people polishing big brass doorknobs, but where are the doorhandles? Nowhere.

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