Barty Crouch Jr, Note, 1978

[kissed_soul]

Name: Bartemius Crouch, Jr.
Format: Note (apparently to self)
Date: March 1978
Relevance: Subject's first knowledge of Death Eaters' activities at Hogwarts.

Comments

[duelingdandy]

I've alllllways wondered how one eats death. Al dente? Or just raw?

[kissed_soul]

With fava beans and a nice chianti?

[duelingdandy]

Silly man. That's how you eat liver!

[kissed_soul]

*facepalms*
But of course!

Well, I'd say a nice death carpaccio, with ruculae, thin slices of parmesan, lemon juice and olive oil. Extra virgin, 0.3% acidity.
*nods*

[duelingdandy]

Mmm now I'm hungry! I wonder what the calorie count is.

[kissed_soul]

Well, death has now substance, no protein, hence no calories, either. I think you're safe.

[duelingdandy]

Oh, brilliant! I was thinking I might have to do a little of that binge and purge, but with no calories I can eat all I want!

No wonder the Dark Lord is so thin!