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VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT DENIS R*** FRENCH MAN'S PLASTIC BAGS
Dear Staff of Downtown Hostel Irkutsk and Irene !,
This is a very important message from Denis R*** (French Man with short hair and brown beard) :
Myself (Denis R***, french man) and Dominic M*** (english man) left your hostel on Sunday morning. We stayed in Downtown Hostel during 2 nights. we are now in Olkon Island Baikal lake, at Nikita's place. We had a terrible clash/argument this morning (tuesday) in our room and Dominic is accusing me of having injured/hurt him on his head (he was bleeding). The truth is : he got very drunk on Vodka and fell on the ground and did this to himself, i did not touch him. After this argument, I told him i don t want to travel and go to Mongolia with him anymore, it's finished. So he is very furious about me, i think. Tonight, Dominic (english man) will stay at Nikita's and I will sleep in another place in Olkon.
I think Dominic (English man) will be back in downtown hostel in Irkutsk tomorrow (wednesday) or the day after tomorrow (thursday). Anyway, he will be back probably in Irkutsk before me. I will be back in Downtown Hostel Irkutsk on Thursday or Friday (probably after Dominic) because I want to stay more time than him.
So here is my request :
I would like you to hide my two plastic bags I left in Downtown Hostel because maybe he will want to destroy my properties and I don't trust him anymore. My two plastic bags with my clothes and my electronics are located in your office between your transparent plastic bags and the big brown shelf. There are yellow stickers on them with my name "Denis R***" on them. Please put my two plastic bags somewhere where Dominic(english man) cannot see them. He is very dangerous man, I think. And please tell Dominic that I took the train to Mongolia alone and that I left Irkutsk. I don't want to see him anymore. I will take my two plastic bags when I am back in your place on thursday or friday. This is all very important because I don't trust this English man and I absolutely need my clothes and my electronics for the rest of my travel. Irene has got very good English and she will understand everything. She knows me very well and she can recognize me. Please
show this message to Irene!
I hope you understand because this is very important.
Spaciba/Thank you
Dosvedanya.
DENIS R***