♣ 003 [ video ] - forward-dated to tomorrow

[hewhosurvives]

[ This time, the video feel clicks on to show the COOLEST COLLEGE KID EVER (yes, that's a joke) in a hotel room. ]

Hey, looks like I finally made it to Goldenrod. I didn't realize how long a journey it would be....

[ Don't mind the fact that, as he's talking, he walks over to the light switch and flips it on. Then off. Then on again. Then off again.

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voice;

[cynicizing]

[... Well, shit.

Fortunately, acting is something Santa's very used to by this point, so any panic he might be feeling is carefully masked under indifference.

Still. Not good at all.]

You named 'em after those guys? Man, how lame can you get...?

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

[ Don't worry, Santa. If Junpei ever even noticed anything off, he'd just attribute it to discomfort, considering who they're discussing. ]

Hey, those names aren't bad! I mean, if you saw them, you'd realize that they actually kind of fit.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[Good. Making mental note to talk to June after this-]

Yeah? And what, you're gonna name one after that son of a bitch next?

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

Who, Ace? I wasn't exactly planning on it.

voice;

[cynicizing]

I'd have to seriously question your sanity if you did.

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

Considering we're talking about Pokémon names, I think it's a bit late for that...

voice;

[cynicizing]

Guess you got a point there...

[A pause]

So it's your birthday?

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

Uh. Yeah, I guess so.

[ Why does he suddenly feel kind of awkward...? ]

voice;

[cynicizing]

[If it's any comfort, Santa would be too... except-]

Congrats. Another year older but not any wiser, apparently.

[-trolling! Perfect solution if you're feeling awkward.]

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

At least I still have my boyishly good looks?

[ ...Is joking around the solution to trolling? Probably not, but he's going with it anyway~ ]

voice;

[cynicizing]

... Yeah, you wish.

voice;

[hewhosurvives]

Hey, I've been told I age well. You can't dispute that.