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Well it’s been a while since I put up any real updates so I’ll try to get about two months worth in here. I’m afraid I’ll have to do it in Iambic Pentameter, for you plebeians, that’s Dr.Suess style.
I’ve been very busy
My life isn’t exactly easy
But I cant complain, cause life itself is good
While girls are still a problem
I don’t have the drive to solve them
Though my friends, especially Randy, think I should
Law books I’ve been readin’
Till my eyes started bleedin’
And I’m hopin’ and I’m prayin’ that I pass
My bosses are moronic
But moneys a narcotic
And I can’t quit ‘cause addictions got my ass
Sociology’s got me down
Drivin the race into the ground
Apparently the world thinks were all slobs
History’s a blast
You gotta love the past
And my professor is a bonafide nut job!
My best friend and my sister
Want to be a Misses and a Mister
But alas she’s got at least two years to go
My other sister plays DnD
Which is quite alright with me
But at the meeting she’s the only girl to show!
Driving home from her profession
A semi crossed the intersection
And hit my aunt on the drivers side
The surgeons did the best they could
In the end it did no good
And the Jackson’s were all forced to say good bye
So my father’s left for Colorado
And per our usual bravado
Neither of us got a chance to say goodbye
My Christmas list is started
But I doubt ill get much farther
It’s far more likely that I’ll die!
I was watching “Comic relief”
When Sara Silverman came on the screen
And so I’ve been dreaming of her since last night
Jana made an error
Which filled me with some terror
Till she screamed across IM “Wait that’s not right!”
Been almost a month
I’ve seen Layla and Christa once
But I’m so busy that what the hell can I really say?
Jana and Reshanne are in Ohio
And no matter how hard I try (-o?)
I still don’t know why I let you get away
Sarah’s on my mind
And I’m starting to really find
That staying out of contact is very hard
I’ve been up late writing books
All about heroes and crooks
Okay I stole that last line from yellow card
On every corner there’s a villain
Or people needing killin’
And by now I’m really thinking that I might
But I suppose that in the end
I’ll always have my friends
I love you bastards thank you and good night!