002 ⇨ The Master ⇨ Video

[iehcsok]

Okay so I understand the whole picking a fight, throwing names around and the old tit for tat thing, that makes sense to me. I'm not the best friend of everyone here and I kind of enjoy that in the way one enjoys a challenge. But I think stealing someones dog while they're in a coma crosses some sort of line surely? Morally or ethically or just in

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[cpt_51century]

This little guy yours?

[Yes, it's Jack! And a lovely chocolate lab puppy. Hello!]

[iehcsok]

... You stole my dog? Seriously? This is your big revenge.

[Of all the things people had done to him, including being set on fire and kicked in the balls, this was the most insulting. Because really? His dog?]

Look, give it back. It's mine.

[cpt_51century]

I didn't steal it. Bonnie--

[She's the woman that lives next door? Works in the library?]

Heard him crying in your room.

[iehcsok]

I was in a coma, he was probably hungry, none of this is my fault.

[Not like he wanted a magic coma to strike, he was in the middle of making something to try and get back at the freak and the yeti. More a hobby than a real threat.]

Dogs don't cry, they whine.

[cpt_51century]

Yes. I saw you,

[Ooooh...he was in your rooom.....poking your unconscious boooody!]

[iehcsok]

[Now he feels oddly violated. Note the horrified expression for a brief moment before it flickers back to being very pissed off.]

I'm surprised you didn't murder me in my sleep considering the lasts words you spoke to me were 'I'm going to kill you'. Or something along those lines. I wasn't listening much, everything you say become just noise.

[cpt_51century]

Actually, the last words I said to you were 'I saw you.' But close enough.

[What did he do, Master? Look through your things? Tattoo your ass?]

[iehcsok]

Saw me? Really? Oh less impressive.

[Yep, he's going to be checking himself out in the mirror tomorrow and trying to make sure he had not been touched. Or stolen from... besides the dog.]

What did you do while I was asleep... I sincerely hope the answer won't be cloning.

[cpt_51century]

I always wanted my own Saxon.

[He's just molesting your dog now...with ear fondlings.]

Theta is adorable by the way.

[iehcsok]

I wonder why? I always rather fancied having my own pet Jack... oh well, I nearly did once. Such fun to be had with an immortal.

[Oh he does not like that at all. That was his dog you're giving love and affection to! How dare you dote on him!]

Theta is mine, return him.

[cpt_51century]

Of course he's yours.

[You asshole.]

Come over and collect him.

[iehcsok]

If you attack me again, I'm suing you. I have no idea how but I will find a way.

[He pockets the phone, leaving it on, for evidence just in case. It doesn't take long for him to get there, knocking the door.]

Gimme Theta now.

[cpt_51century]

[Jack is still laughing like an idiot over the Master suing him so...it takes him awhile to get to the door. Theta and Tira are playing.]

[iehcsok]

[Your amusement is not met with returned amusement, Jack. He will find a way to sue you.]

My dog please.

[He holds out his hands... he'd not bending down to get it!]

[cpt_51century]

Why don't you come in? Coffee?

[Jack... Jack is being a shit. Oh, how he loves making the Master squirm.]

[iehcsok]

No, I don't like coffee. I like tea and no one can ever make tea well. Marthas family would make some piss poor coffee, they always seemed surprised that I threw it at them.

[You bait him, he'll bait back.]

Theta! Come! Here boy, come here.

[... The dog just stared at him.]