004 | Party of One, Now With 90% More Booze! | OTA

[bestmercever]

So everyone thinks they're dying. I'm immune or something. Heard Stark's dead -- that blows, I guess. I wasn't too close to him, but hey. I hear some were, so. Y'know. Good luck dealing with that

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[ladyofmarvel]

[Oh, she's listening. And his pillow is now being thrown out into the hall and the door slammed and locked]

Have fun with that.

[Off]

[bestmercever]

[caaaaaaalling back, babe]

It was a joke, Carol.

[ladyofmarvel]

[Guess who's not answering]

[bestmercever]

[well, that's fine. He can text.]

I'm just teasing, Carol. Do you really think I'd say that where you can obviously hear if I were serious? You know me better than that.

[ladyofmarvel]

So I should be more worried about the messages you're sneaking? You that bored of me already?

[bestmercever]

That isn't true and you know it. Are you //looking// for a reason to get rid of me?

[ladyofmarvel]

Are //you// looking for a reason for me to get rid of you?

[bestmercever]

You're being ridiculous, Carol. When's the last time you changed your tampon? :|

[it's sarcastic and mocking and he's not even being serious.]

[ladyofmarvel]

Fuck. You.

[bestmercever]

You haven't. In three days. :||||

[ladyofmarvel]

Get a clue.

[bestmercever]

Give me one.

[ladyofmarvel]

You already figured it out, oh wise fucktard.

[bestmercever]

...Gross, dude.

[ladyofmarvel]

Fuck off.

[Not answering texts now, Wade. Way to go]

[bestmercever]

I love you.

[not sending any more, so. Y'know. It works.]