| Seventeenth Faetality | Kenzi | private video

[onteamdyson]

[Private to Bruce Banner]

Still think I'm cute, Doc? I grew out of the tantrum-throwing stage so you can rest easier or whatevs.

[Private to House]

Giving a little girl candy, playing dress up, and then taking pictures to send to your friends? Wow. What a first impression, Doctor.

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[starkingenuity]

You never send me private videos any more. :(

[onteamdyson]

You just hack videos not sent to you anyway! What's the diff?

Miss me?

[starkingenuity]

bc videos youd send to me would be topless
maybe

[onteamdyson]

I am not sending you topless videos ever in this lifetime or any other lifetime for any reason at all ever! You really are worse at this age, wow.

[occamschainsaw]

If I was a kiddie lover then I'd of done way more than candy, dress up and taking pictures. Mostly involving 'happy juice' and naked dance parties.

[Eye roll.]

You grew up so fast! Such a shame.

[onteamdyson]

I did have a weakness for juice... [Juice is like CRACK to kids.]

Yeaaaaaaah. Sorry to disappoint. Hate to ruin all your fun by being legal!

[occamschainsaw]

Legal is always better when it comes to women. Nothing else though.

[He slowly raised an eyebrow.]

Did you want me for a reason? Cause I have no bandages left to make you a mummy again.

[onteamdyson]

No thanks, I'm over the mummy stage. Actually I kind of have to return these. You know... in case someone else wants to try out the fun and exciting Egyptian burial ritual without getting to all the fun brain-through-the-nose parts first.

[She holds up the clumsily rolled up bandages.]

[greenisnteasy]

Totally. Even cuter. You know all about inside voices, and you're just about the same size.

[onteamdyson]

Just because I KNOW about inside voices, doesn't mean I'm gonna use them. Also, wow! Size jokes coming from you.

[She smirks.... and ... feels really, incredibly, insanely bad right now.]

Soooo. Still a teen, huh?

[greenisnteasy]

I joke out of love. [He grins.]

No, I got some insane experimental plastic surgery. This is just my face now.

[onteamdyson]

It's like you just kept all your adult sass and it's been compressed and concentrated into this smaller, teenage form. I'm a little scared... not gonna lie.

How's your... situation? You all zen and peaceful?