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[onteamdyson]

sej3kjt3 sdlg SDJGH <3 <3 <3 :) sjd !!!

[Ah, there we go! The video switches on, even if part of the picture is covered by a tiny thumb. Kenzi appears to be sitting near the second floor staircase close to her room. She's very small and not happy.]

It's tooooo far! My shoe keeps undoing.

Comments

[starkingenuity]

[LAUGHS FOREVER]

[onteamdyson]

Don't LAUGH!

[You are the meanest ever. She's so frustrated with this shoelace issue!]

[starkingenuity]

Make the rabbit ears first.

[onteamdyson]

I remember how!

[Actually, she doesn't. Hold on, putting the phone down and looping these laces with clumsy, six-year-old fingers. She struggles a bit.]

It's hard.

[occamschainsaw]

Then do them up. Duuuuh.

[onteamdyson]

I'm trying!

[Hang on, she has to put the phone down.]

These fingers are so small.

[occamschainsaw]

Oh no! Now you'll just have to stay there forever.

[He throws a look of mock pity.]

Let's hope the monster doesn't eat you before you realise you can walk without shoes.

[onteamdyson]

[Holy crap, what? Monsters? She looks TERRIFIED]

I don't want to get eated! But I need my shoes!

[greenisnteasy]

... Kenzi?

[Oh God help them all. She's already five years old when she's twenty-something. He means that in a nice way!]

[onteamdyson]

YES?!

[Someone that knows her! What is that face. She doesn't recognize it.]

Help me get a snack!

[greenisnteasy]

Okay, um... What do you want? Or no, I should probably come get you? [Right? Right.]

Where are you?

[onteamdyson]

I'm right here!

[Duh! Jeeze, Bruce. You're slow. She has enough sense to hold the phone up and aim it down the hall. Oh, there's the bathroom. And Tony's room. Which means her room is practically right beside her.]

Just so you know, broccoli is NOT a snack.

[theshield_agent]

[Okay, Phil's laughing. He won't be in a few hours, but right now, he needs a reason to be happy.]

Kenzi, do you need a hand?

[onteamdyson]

[She looks a little less distressed now, and that smile looks awfully familiar.]

Tony helped me remember tying shoes and Bruce and Handy brought snacks and so did the cripple with the annoying face! Who are you?! Do you like ponies? Bruce thinks they smell!

[theshield_agent]

I'm a level 18 paladin, Kenz. [Phil grins.] And I live down the hall with a level 30 ranger.

[onteamdyson]

[Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp! She jumps up, bouncing around the phone on the floor]

PHILLIAM! Phil! Phil! Phil! .... Where's Clint?

[Just gonna scoop that phone up and RUN down the hall.]

[likely_evil]

Kenzi?

[onteamdyson]

SAM! SAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Sam!

I got small. You knew it was me!

[likely_evil]

You have a very particular way you whine. I think I would recognize you at any age. Are you okay?

[onteamdyson]

You were my roomie for too long. Stop knowing things.

[She grins. Sam really does know her pretty damn well.]

I'm fine and good and happy! I tied my shoes and was a mummy and made a hat and had stories and snacks and then Loki took me home. He found me.