2nd Resurrection ∞ Captain Jack Harkness ∞ [Video]

[cpt_51century]

Huh.  Had no idea I was cultist material.

[He smirks and folds up the newest edition of the Advisor.]

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[Video]

[onteamdyson]

I wonder if I get a reward for turning you in...

Shit. Unless I'm an accessory. No, you totally corrupted me! I was coerced! Totally off the hook!

[cpt_51century]

[He has to laugh.]

Oh I seduced you to the dark side, did I?

[onteamdyson]

Obviously. I was such a good girl before I met you! Perfect freakin' angel!

You must have slapped that rap sheet on me when we met. Shenanigans, I tell ya! [Why does anyone let these two interact ever? Bad things happen]

So what's the plan, Cap?

[cpt_51century]

Hey, remember what I said when we first met?

[You know. About unsecure networks and just popping over if you wanna talk?]

[onteamdyson]

Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah. Gotcha. [Hey, she forgets sometimes! This is why she gets caught all the damn time.]

Your office? Or...?

[cpt_51century]

I'm home with Ianto watching him press ties.

[onteamdyson]

Wow. You guys are literally the most interesting people in the world! Try not to die from all that excitement until I get there.

[cpt_51century]

Hey, just wait until you see the view.

[Jack makes a ducking motion. Likely because something's being thrown at him.]

Bring popcorn, Kenz!

[off screen audio]

[thatsharassment]

[It was a magazine, it was either that or the iron.]

Fortunately for you we aren't at home or else I would write a harassment report. For objectifying me and making it nearly impossible to do my work without felling like you're undressing me with your eyes.

[After the popcorn comment... a pillow, with better aim (He adjusted for the ducking.)]

[In Person]

[onteamdyson]

[Sorry to break up the domestic bliss, boys! But Kenzi is here now. Things can only get worse. Knocking is for losers, she excitedly flounces right over, sans popcorn.]

HEY CAP! So I totally have to tell you about this freaktacular thing that happened... you-- ... weren't lying about the tie thing. Wow.

[cpt_51century]

[Nope. He's not lying about the tie thing. Without TV, this is one the most steady programs on for him to watch.]

Pull up a chair and we'll talk during commercials.

[thatsharassment]

[Right, well isn't no coat, rolled up sleeves, no tie, vest and unbuttoned collar like.. your favorite look Jack?

He pushes his sleeves up and returns his attention to ironing.

He might be putting on a show of it. Simply because he can.]

Did you want me to get your pants, sir?

[onteamdyson]

[PFFFFF Okay, no. Kenzi, hold it together. Keep those snickers to yourself.]

SERIOUSLY you guys! You know how the paper was saying something about a dude in the psych ward?! I was there the other day and I ... heard something.

[cpt_51century]

[He's already undoing his fly to give Ianto said trousers when Kenzi stops him.]

What?

[See, Jack knows that the Advisor is probably full of it. Naming him a cultist? Seriously? But there's always some truth to rumors...]

[thatsharassment]

[Have Ianto's augh face...]

Not those pants, Jack... I'm not sure our company would be able to handle the pair of us. In various states of undress..

[Okay, so what if he's mildly amused.]

Heard something? [Up with the eyebrow.]

[onteamdyson]

[Jack! Stop making her laugh when she's trying to tell you about the scariest shit ever! Hold on, she has to regain her composure.]

YES! I heard something. Oh my hell, I can't even concentrate. Okay... okay, hold on.

So I was alone in the psych ward grabbing restraints and some crazy pills and I was seriously freaking out already because HOSPITAL, not cool, so I was all on edge and shit and then I heard a something! Just-- like a noise! A sound... like... scary-angry-not happy I was there. Scared the shit out of me!