I lubs the interwebz
I could get on here and wank about how my former friends suck and how stressful my life has been and how I'm all freaked out and need A FUCKING BREAK and blah blah shittycakes. . . .
Instead, I offer ye a link. I visit this site. I promise I do not write for this site. But I believe the actual author may have borrowed my brain for parts of this posting:
http://www.celebitchy.com/113371/hot_guy_Friday_sexy_men_are_like_crack_cocaine/
Thank you Jewish God! Thank you Oprah Winfrey! Thank you Tom Cruise! Thank you Allah!
And just to completely blow my mind, I also accidentallyonpurpose found this at work today:
http://i46.tinypic.com/xkydr8.jpg
World Wide Web WUT????????
I don't know quite what to do with my lovely ABrods regular schlemiel look there. No bandanas, no crazy hair, no hats, no leather suits, no mesh tanks, no bizarre facescaping. He's very nebbish there.
WHICH MAKE ME LUB HIMS EVEN MORES!!!!!!
See how I channel pointless anger into useless lust? O universe, won't you reward me? Can't I win just one of those prizes for not beating the shit out of things that vex me? I've not beaten the shit out of so very many things. So. Very. Many.
Reward???
Instead, I offer ye a link. I visit this site. I promise I do not write for this site. But I believe the actual author may have borrowed my brain for parts of this posting:
http://www.celebitchy.com/113371/hot_guy_Friday_sexy_men_are_like_crack_cocaine/
Thank you Jewish God! Thank you Oprah Winfrey! Thank you Tom Cruise! Thank you Allah!
And just to completely blow my mind, I also accidentallyonpurpose found this at work today:
http://i46.tinypic.com/xkydr8.jpg
World Wide Web WUT????????
I don't know quite what to do with my lovely ABrods regular schlemiel look there. No bandanas, no crazy hair, no hats, no leather suits, no mesh tanks, no bizarre facescaping. He's very nebbish there.
WHICH MAKE ME LUB HIMS EVEN MORES!!!!!!
See how I channel pointless anger into useless lust? O universe, won't you reward me? Can't I win just one of those prizes for not beating the shit out of things that vex me? I've not beaten the shit out of so very many things. So. Very. Many.
Reward???