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ahh summer is goin, yesterday with seconds to spare i found me + m + emily + kelsey a place for nextyear. there's a whole house and a woodstove annd even a backyard. maybe we will be a family. it is however doubtful that we will ever have another neighbor again like our neighbor now. here maybe i will do a list for you,
some reasons our neighbor (swm, portly, age approx 24) is sortacrazy
also, inexplicably unlikable.
by sarah v
1) the bulk of his possessions he has moved out of his own apartment and into the unoccupied house next door, where he spends most of his time, 2) looking out the window to see him giving someone the finger happens pretty much daily. 3) recently our landlord hit him over the head with a chair which a) started the best internal debate within me as to whom is crazier, which still rages and b) is the best mental image of the year, 4) a couple days ago i fell asleep on the couch and i awakened suddenly to find someone standing inside the doorway breathing on me and it was most likely totally him but he got away before i wokeup! 5) & now he is going to read this somehow and totally keeeel me
blahblah blah
some reasons our neighbor (swm, portly, age approx 24) is sortacrazy
also, inexplicably unlikable.
by sarah v
1) the bulk of his possessions he has moved out of his own apartment and into the unoccupied house next door, where he spends most of his time, 2) looking out the window to see him giving someone the finger happens pretty much daily. 3) recently our landlord hit him over the head with a chair which a) started the best internal debate within me as to whom is crazier, which still rages and b) is the best mental image of the year, 4) a couple days ago i fell asleep on the couch and i awakened suddenly to find someone standing inside the doorway breathing on me and it was most likely totally him but he got away before i wokeup! 5) & now he is going to read this somehow and totally keeeel me
blahblah blah