I had a very long day and was exhausted from our trip to Plimoth Plantation. When we got back from the field trip I still dragged myself up to the gym to work out.
So my energy was down, but the energy of the boys in my dorm was high. They were very rowdy during and after study hall. When I called lights out none of them moved from hanging out in eachother's rooms. I decided to employ a tactic I've seen used by a number of other experienced dorm parents: Being wicked pissed. off
I screamed at those kids and they all stopped and gave me a deer in the headlights look. Mr. Gray the ever-patient accomodating nice guy is mad?! Uh-oh! They scuttled in total silence right back to their rooms, shutting their doors, and turning off the lights. Yelling isn't my style, I prefer a more diplomatic approach but wow is that way efficient. When you're low on energy and in a bad mood, nothing beats it. I just wanted to go to bed, which I will shortly since they aren't even peeping.
Maybe Machiavelli was right.
- CBS to advertise crappy shows on eggs potentially subjecting millions to even more annoying advertising. [SFW]
- Yes, yes. Cooking with Hitler. [SFW, Volume]
- Where else but Florida? Kids burns down his dorm to meet girls. [SFW]
- Semen the natural alternative to depression drug therapy! [NSFW]
- It's even more funny when you think about the direct connection between the NRA and the KKK. [SFW]
- The National Vanguard is it's own bounty of hilarity - so much in fact it deserves three entries today. Recently they've begun posting TERRIBLE flash movies! [NSFW, Volume]
- My favorite of the National Vanguard flash movies. Soo bad. [NSFW, Volume]
- Check out the rest of National Vanguard's depressingly awful and unintendedly hilarious flash movies.[ NSFW, Volume]
- Yeah, I already posted it. But Steven Seagal's "ASIAN EXPERIENCE" energy drink is still as funny as the site it's on. (Hey, he's not even Asian!) [SFW]
- If you haven't seen this, you should. It's a review of the 'GameStation'. [SFW, Volume]
- Same as before, but this one is a review of the 'Neo Double Games'. This should be required reading for the Internet. [SFW, Volume]
- And we'll close tonight with a good article about youth violence and video games. [SFW]