Bush to avenge 5 dead in Minnesota bridge disaster.

[heterodoxus]

Bush pledges to rebuild Minneapolis bridge quickly. Later, quoted as saying "yeah... that katrina shit was just way too hard. i figured it'd be better to tackle something more on my level. where only 5 people died. Because, frankly, I'm incompetent."

When asked about Afghanistan, he replied "whatistan? I'm plannin' on gittin' over to utah where 6 whole people are in trouble and may die!"