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heterodog

Glee! 2.10

Dec 07, 2010 23:34

( Why do I continue to do this to myself? )

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sohmamon December 8 2010, 07:05:12 UTC

I pretty much agree with everything you said here. Except to note that while, yes, the Will and Emma stuff was boring, I am very much enjoying the feeling of not wanting to punch Schue in the face right now.

AND I'M DYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DALTON SCHOOL THING. Like. The only way Finn and Kurt can be not really around each other much like last week's episode implied despite living in one house now is if he does, in fact, live at the school.

...Gay Hogwarts...

heterodog December 8 2010, 17:37:29 UTC

A magical place for young gay boys.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 16:06:04 UTC

Now I wish the headmaster really was Dumbledore.

heterodog December 10 2010, 19:40:47 UTC

He'd be down with it too.

Sexuality in the 21st Century.

How to Charm without Magic.

Flirting 101.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 19:52:58 UTC

Excuse me, but:

How to Charm without Magic
How to Charm without Magic
How to Charm without Magic
How to Charm without Magic
How to Charm without Magic

HOW TO CHARM WITHOUT MAGIC. WHAT.

He would. He'd teach a course like that.

heterodog December 10 2010, 19:54:27 UTC

WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE 8DDD

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 20:01:02 UTC

I wouldn't have been nearly as excited about that joke if it weren't because I've been watching a 1-hour long Let's Play of Sonic the Hedgehog. It's so fucking mindless BUT I WANT TO GET TO THE END. Just ten more minutes. Idek. I miss my Sega Genesis, man.

Anyway. Can you imagine? Dalton may possibly be interesting with Dumbledore on staff. Fuck, maybe the Warbler Council are Slytherins and are fucking bitter because Dumbledore plays favorites so obviously or whatever. That bird is probably a Gryffindor. I bet they wanted it to die.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 20:01:47 UTC

I mean, why else would you give Kurt a bird? He'd feed doves with glitter given half the chance.

heterodog December 10 2010, 20:04:13 UTC

No, no, the bird is FAWKES.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 20:09:11 UTC

BUT THEN IT'S GOING TO BE REBORN. OH, SLYTHERINS. YOUR PLANS FAIL AND YOUR LEAD SINGER IS PROBABLY GOING TO RUN OFF WITH KURT. WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN, HUH.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 20:22:10 UTC

Actually, I'm going to explain my reasoning for that in between fixing dinner. Because it's gotta be really shitty being Blaine right now. He's probably tapped all the gay ass there is to tap at Dalton, because the Warblers are like rock stars. So he's bored because he has no one to do, when just like that, in walks a piece of untapped ass. And it's so obvious Kurt is a virgin, he might as well put it on his forehead. SO he's like, "Awesome ( ... )

heterodog December 10 2010, 20:28:57 UTC

Everything is terrible.

ipleadthe5th December 10 2010, 20:33:27 UTC

Why do you hate my genius.

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