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[heterochromiia]

who ; Sollux Captor [heterochromiia], Karkat Vantas [karcrab]
what ; sup bffs talkin
where ; the hive
when ; 11/21
warning(s) ; nothing probably

[ ok so here is Sollux, waiting for Karkat in the main room of the hive like he said he would be. at least they've expanded it enough so they don't have to interact if they don't want, that much close proximity would probably

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[karcrab]

[hi I heard you ordered an asshole bigger than the span of spacetime. HE IS KICKING THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN. they haven't even started talking yet, and Karkat is still infuriated by Vriska's arrival. ALL THIS STRESS WHAT DO.

break shit, that's what do.]

[heterochromiia]

[ jumps slightly, glaring over at Karkat. why you do this asshole. ]

Don't tear the fucking hive down, ugh. The'th infuriating but not that fucking bad.

[karcrab]

Gee, let's assume what the fuck is chipping Karkat's nub as if have the slightest fucking idea what the hell is going on in that guy's head!! Shut up, asshole!

[...huffs and crosses his arms.]

Actually wait no, what the hell was it that was so important that we couldn't just talk over the network?

[heterochromiia]

Fine, what are you mad about?

I jutht wanted to talk to you in perthon about it, god. Can I not do that now?

[karcrab]

Well that and other stuff!! I'm not here to fucking sprawl myself out on the contemplation couch and divulge all of my fucking problems to you like you're my head probulator!!

Anyway, whatever, of course you can. What is it? Are you having rom problems or something?

[heterochromiia]

Fine! Fuck! Whatever.

No. I jutht wanted to fucking thay thankth. FF and I got together and I figured you thould know. You can back to your buthy fucking thchedule of hating everything now.

[karcrab]

-Wait really? Already?

[heterochromiia]

Yeth!

[ grump grump grump. ]

[karcrab]

Oh.

Well...g-good!!

[heterochromiia]

Can't even thay thankth without him throwing a fit firtht...

[karcrab]

Sorry, okay!? Fuck! Like I knew what the stupid hell you were going to say! I don't have mindreading freakbrain powers!!

[heterochromiia]

I don't either, but you don't have to pitch your thit before I even thay anything!

[karcrab]

GOD YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S OLD NEWS OR SOMETHING!!

[heterochromiia]

AUGH you are tho impothible! It'th a wonder anyone can fucking thtand you!

[karcrab]

How am I impossible!? I didn't even do anything, asshole! It's not like my fucking contemptuous rage was even channeled at you right then and I made a complete fucksack out of myself and apologized anyway!! You're the one who's so fucking impossible! You're way too sensitive!! It's like I can't fucking breathe in your direction without you taking it the wrong way!

[heterochromiia]

Fine, maybe I am! But it'th not like you ever fucking mean your apologieth anyway! You jutht thay that thit tho we can move on, not becauthe you give an actual fuck, I jutht wanted to talk and thay thankth and you're too buthy wrapped up in being angry at everything again.