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[and_socanyou]

Okay, so I've figured out a few things. I'm trapped in an alternate dimension (again), only this one doesn't have rampaging monsters or those skittering crab things from that one movie earlier this year. What it does have is Lithuania thinking it's sixty years earlier than it really is, and Russia being creepy at my states. (Knock it off, Russia.)

How do we get out of here? Is that even possible? Are there even any phones here?